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essential driving tips.

Dear Dumbass Drivers, For at least 99% of you, today could not possibly have been your first day on the road. Thusly, I feel compelled to write and ask you a vital question to which I probably do not want … Continue reading

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one day.

one day we’ll watch the sunset through each other’s eyes one day you won’t be gone you’ll be at my side one day we’ll touch again the wait will be over one day we’ll realize apart has brought us closer … Continue reading

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five-0-0 + never-asked questions answered.

This happened… I know it’s really not a big deal… but whenever one of these milestone thingies comes up, I feel that I should post something. You know, to brag. Seriously, I appreciate every one of my followers. And when I … Continue reading

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aged.

I’m not a bottle of wine I do not get better with age I should be consumed The moment I am poured Drink me and drop the glass No reason to hang on  It’s hard to find the worth In … Continue reading

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turtles need to eat, too.

I know… this is silly. Just having a little fun…. despite my cake-over [cake-hangover?]. Turtles must have pizza. But I’ve never been able to figure out where they get money. All the computers and other equipment they’ve got in the lair? … Continue reading

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weekly perk. #20 – such a liar.

I am such a liar. I really wasn’t going to post anything else on the day-I-shall-not-name-again. But… the kids gave me possibly the best (non-handmade) gift they’ve ever given me. So I felt that I had to share it… then … Continue reading

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it’s today. last birthday post. promise.

Today is my birthday. And I promise… this is the last birthday post. That is my gift to you. This one is kind of your fault anyway… When a few of you played along with my silly gift post, I came … Continue reading

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the lost birthday.

I know… shut up about my birthday. [Which is tomorrow, by the way! I know, shut up, Sandra.] The year was 2009. Just like this year, I was turning 29. I was still at my previous job then and as … Continue reading

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