Today is my birthday. And I promise… this is the last birthday post. That is my gift to you. This one is kind of your fault anyway…
When a few of you played along with my silly gift post, I came to some not-so-shocking conclusions. I will share them now.
- I drink a LOT of coffee.
- I should be drinking a LOT of wine.
- I desperately need a relaxing vacation to a tropical destination or anywhere that’s not here. [10 out of 12 of you mentioned a vacation…]
- I am boy-crazy man-crazy.
- I need more sex.
- Diamonds and leather suit me.
Nearly all of you want me to go away. On vacation. Do you think I can set up a go fund me page for this purpose?
Thanks everyone for being here. And thanks especially to those of you who gave me amazing fictional gifts. I should probably start packing my imaginary bags for my imaginary vacation(s). But for now, I’ll just swing from the chandelier.