Today is my birthday. And I promise… this is the last birthday post. That is my gift to you. This one is kind of your fault anyway…
When a few of you played along with my silly gift post, I came to some not-so-shocking conclusions. I will share them now.
- I drink a LOT of coffee.
- I should be drinking a LOT of wine.
- I desperately need a relaxing vacation to a tropical destination or anywhere that’s not here. [10 out of 12 of you mentioned a vacation…]
- I am boy-crazy man-crazy.
- I need more sex.
- Diamonds and leather suit me.
Nearly all of you want me to go away. On vacation. Do you think I can set up a go fund me page for this purpose?
Thanks everyone for being here. And thanks especially to those of you who gave me amazing fictional gifts. I should probably start packing my imaginary bags for my imaginary vacation(s). But for now, I’ll just swing from the chandelier.
what sandra thinks 
May your birthday wishes of tropical vacations with men in leather and diamond studs come crashingly true for you!
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🙂 Thanks very much!
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Ha! Got here anyway
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SANDRA!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you!! How sweet of you to stop by! Here… have some cake… I will share. 🙂
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Happy birthday, my beautiful and witty friend!!
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Thank you Diane! I think I’ll be lazy today. Oh… that’s every day! 😄
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🙂 Maybe I will, too, in honor of your birthday!
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Haha! Do it!
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🙂
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Happy actual birthday, I bought you some virtual sun tan lotion and after sun, make sure to put them in your virtual suitcase 🙂
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Thank you so much!
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Happy Birthday!! I hope you have a wonderful day!
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Thank you so much… I’m going to do my best to make myself sick with sweets! (I’m kidding…!) 😀
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Why? ha ha! It seems a great goal! 😉
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Well I don’t really wanna puke! Unless it was from drinking too much… after some wild party (that I’m not gonna have)… LOL
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Ok, so just cut off the sweets at a stomachache, lol. But also have some drinks because…it’s your day. You can have a party on your couch! 😉
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Hahaha! Good plan!
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Big birthday wishes of happiness to you! Fingers crossed you get at least one of the gifts from the wishlist in the near future 🙂
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Thank you so much… would love it to be your alternate reality gift! 😀
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If only I could gift you it for real – One day, when I find that elusive lamp!
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😀 And I’ll be happy to visit your side of the Atlantic to share! (Another trip I’d love!)
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May you have lots of surprise cake.
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Thank you love ♥
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Happy birthday dear! GOD BLESS YOU 🙂
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Thanks so much!
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Happy Birthday, my beautiful friend. I have not forgotten your present today. My only wish, selfish as it is, was to share breakfast with you.
xoxo
Rob
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By the time I have breakfast Monday, I’ll be having it alone… so… xoxo (Plus, my birthday should be celebrated for a least a week… oh hell, the whole month of June…) hugs and kisses ♥ ~S
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Maybe breakfast in bed?
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I’m pretty sure I’ll have no trouble waiting in bed for you… and as you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day. (If this is what I’ll be giving you in return when your birthday comes… maybe it’s too easy 😉 )
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No, I’m expecting much more. Get the bed ready, I plan on a very long breakfast.
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Then you have to give me much more… after all, we must be fair… give and take, you know… 🙂
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I plan on giving everything to you. Sound good?
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That will be acceptable. Which is a ridiculous understatement… of course. So yes… sounds kinda better than good… xo
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Perfect. Shut off the phones, get a baby sitter, and get ready for a very long weekend.
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If the weekend’s going to start on Monday…it will be very long indeed. Sigh…
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It will start tonight. Are you wearing anything?
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Do you want the truth or what I wish? Don’t know if my wishes will come true… I haven’t blown anything out today…
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What you wish. Tell me. ….
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I’m not sure I should do that right here… I would not want to shatter my pure and innocent reputation…
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I wouldn’t worry about that.
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I know *you* wouldn’t… but you know me…
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I say right now, right here.
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oh honey…
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Well?
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I don’t think I can tell you here… please understand…
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🙂
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I am not as brave as you… you’ll have to teach me.
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You have to go for what you want.
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I will… but not here… please… understand…
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😦 now you’re gone… sad birthday girl
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Nope!
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I think you can already see… um… phase one… can’t you?
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Do tell
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I don’t have to tell… you’ve already got a visual… or two… 😛
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Visual?
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Have you deleted all your email?
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No, haven’t checked today.
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Not today… from before… you have to wait for your birthday for more…
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I saved that. Looking forward to more.
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If I’m pleased with my birthday celebration… I’ll send a thank you note.
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Then I’ll expect something quite exciting.
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Me too… you know, so I can thank you for it…
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Happy Birthday 🙂
Coming late to the party , but well that’s my trademark 😉 , hoping there’s still some cake ( but I doubt it ,as yours usually look very good ) but if not that’s ok I’ll just drink for you and me and save you a headache tomorrow 🙂
Wishing you’ve had a very good day and been swinging from the chandelier with happiness 😀
Turtle Hugs on your 29th or is it 28th? 😉
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You can assume it is anything 29 or under… 😀 Thanks for the birthday wishes. Happy to see you anytime! And hey, it’s only just after 8pm… it’s still officially my birthday for almost another 4 hours. 🙂 Also… I didn’t make the cake… but it was good… and I think the piece I ate was too big. More than half is leftover. Come on over!
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There’s still cake ? and still 3 and a half hours to celebrate you ?
Let me retrieve my Mach-6 plane from the hangar and I’ll meet you shortly 😀
If that piece you ate was a bit big we need to dance it away , so your bikinis will fit when you go on all those trips you were gifted 😉 on the www 🙂
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Ahahaha… I will not be wearing that! I did dress festive today though… I wore a blue shirt with the black pants instead of black. 😀 Ha! If I dance right now, I will be ill. Give me a couple of hours… Hahaha!
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A couple hours is just what I need to cross the Atlantic , but I’ll have to show up in my flight suit (well , at least it’s black even if not festive ) 😀
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😀 You can wear anything you want…
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Happy birthday!!! Welcome to your 29th year, I’m a little jealous since you are now 2 months younger than I am….funny how things like that turn out hehe! Enjoy your day Sandra!
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Hahahaha! Yeah, don’t worry about the number. At least you’re not in denial like I am! 🙂 Thanks so much!
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Happy birthday! I hope I haven’t missed it lol (timezones and all). You deserve an awesome birthday 🙂
xo
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It’s not over yet… 🙂 Thank you so much! xo
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Thank you!
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Well, based on the um… comments above, things improved as the day progressed! At least here on the interwebz. 😜
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I’m going to sit here quietly. Go about your business……
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Well, I’m super late as always. But you know I was thinking of you Sandra. Stay well my friend and hope the week ahead is a good one. xo 🙂
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Thank you 🙂 xo
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Happy Birthday! I agree – Birthdays should absolutely be celebrated as long as possible…and Rob clearly needs to send you a personal green phone picture. He’s holding out on you. Mine was a couple weeks ago, and I’m still waiting to get my Indian food! 🙂
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Thanks Elizabeth! Yes… agreed — Rob needs to get his priorities straight! 😀
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Seriously! 🙂
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Happy belated birthday, I really wanted to make it back in time for your awesome 29th, I mean that is a very important year – but I was chasing your virtual birthday gift down, see? It was a very long trip and there was some finangling with rum – but here it is! No coffee, no vacations, just dessert… lots and lots of dessert. 😛 http://i.imgur.com/eskBpoz.png
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BEST. GIFT. EVER. 😀 Thanks so much… so very kind of you. Oh, yes, the 29th has been very important every year I’ve celebrated it! 🙂
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😀 Lol! Glad you like it. It reminded me of the first post I ever read of yours I think from Mother’s Day. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to surf through all of the yummy Hook photos 😉
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Hey, that is a quality way to spend your time! 🙂 I may be inspired to do that myself tonight. Haha!
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😀
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