I am such a liar. I really wasn’t going to post anything else on the day-I-shall-not-name-again.
But… the kids gave me possibly the best (non-handmade) gift they’ve ever given me. So I felt that I had to share it… then I figured I’d share a few other pieces of my day. (I’ll skip the non-perky pieces…)
Google wished me a happy birthday, of course. Google loves me. They celebrate me every year.
Love comes in all shapes and sizes. Mostly round. Donuts really are love… because sometimes, they look like this…
I mean, look at this fucking thing! It’s the size of a cake… the fork is there for scale. I had less than 1/8 of this… and I didn’t think I was ever going to need to eat again.
My kids… oh, they are precious and adorable. And funny. They gave me a flotation device…
…for my coffee. I never have to be without it… I can have it anywhere… even floating beside me in the pool. [Well, Mom’s pool… we don’t have one…]
Consuming anything else sweet could have killed me. But I’m still here… even after this…
… beautiful and delicious red velvet cake. It was not homemade. My daughter would try… she really would. But she’s a little too young for that! [And yes, I am 2.]
So… you should come on over because I have more than half of a cake and more than half a giant donut.
You’ve been so sweet… all of you… with your birthday wishes. It means so much to me. I’ve not had so many wonderful birthday wishes in years. Thanks everyone. I am going to stop now because I’ve already made myself cry. Much love to all of you!