weekly perk. #20 – such a liar.

weekly perk.I am such a liar. I really wasn’t going to post anything else on the day-I-shall-not-name-again.

But… the kids gave me possibly the best (non-handmade) gift they’ve ever given me. So I felt that I had to share it… then I figured I’d share a few other pieces of my day. (I’ll skip the non-perky pieces…)

google hb.

Google wished me a happy birthday, of course. Google loves me. They celebrate me every year.

donut love.

Love comes in all shapes and sizes. Mostly round. Donuts really are love… because sometimes, they look like this…

giant donut.

I mean, look at this fucking thing! It’s the size of a cake… the fork is there for scale. I had less than 1/8 of this… and I didn’t think I was ever going to need to eat again.

My kids… oh, they are precious and adorable. And funny. They gave me a flotation device…

donut float.

…for my coffee. I never have to be without it… I can have it anywhere… even floating beside me in the pool. [Well, Mom’s pool… we don’t have one…]

Consuming anything else sweet could have killed me. But I’m still here… even after this…

red velvet.

… beautiful and delicious red velvet cake. It was not homemade. My daughter would try… she really would. But she’s a little too young for that! [And yes, I am 2.]

So… you should come on over because I have more than half of a cake and more than half a giant donut.

You’ve been so sweet… all of you… with your birthday wishes. It means so much to me. I’ve not had so many wonderful birthday wishes in years. Thanks everyone. I am going to stop now because I’ve already made myself cry. Much love to all of you!

☼ Perky. Only $19.95 (plus shipping and handling. much handling.)

About what sandra thinks

Sandra is a writer, sometimes blogger, poet, artist, emotional disaster. She thinks far too much and sleeps far too little. Sandra lives in the Northeastern U.S. but dreams of an oceanfront home in Italy, but she would settle for a non-oceanfront home in Italy. She loves books, brutal honesty, coffee, and the color black. She hates insincerity, beer, whipped cream, and facebook. And she is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person.
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31 Responses to weekly perk. #20 – such a liar.

  1. A happy belated birthday to you!

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  2. Oh, that donut!!!!! And you got cake, too! Shall I send insulin? 😱 I really hope your day was special… The kids did a great job, and hooray for Google! Although I can’t remember those fuckers sending me a greeting before! Maybe I didn’t include that info in my profile… Was down in Philly all day yesterday, saw “Sister Act” the musical at the Walnut Street Theater- hilarious!

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  3. maharedwynn says:

    Catching up! I hope your day was special, Sandra!

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  4. That is awesome. I could totally do naughty things to that skull-sized donut….

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  5. Eric says:

    Hey, I’ve got a rule when your birthday falls on a weekend the whole weekend is yours. So happy birthday, again, birthday girl. ♡

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  6. Thumbup says:

    It’s your birthday. You’re entitled to talk about it whenever!

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  7. Miriam says:

    The cake looks good. But I’m sure it’s all gone by now, which is probably just as well. I’ve eaten way too much these past few days, Aaagh.

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  8. Looks like you had a great day! Look at that doughnut, that is huge love!
    A belated happy birthday to you! 🙂 maybe I will ship you another giant doughnut! 😀

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