Category Archives: humor

door to door.

Don’t come to my door.  I was making dinner tonight with a little fresh air wafting in through the screen door. It wasn’t particularly warm, but the light breeze was refreshing. The ringing doorbell was not. Especially since it was … Continue reading

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lazy mom’s mother’s day cupcakes.

Convenient and thorough instructions… for when you have to make your own celebration. 1. Make short but detailed shopping list: strawberry cake mix, Pillsbury vanilla frosting (I don’t know why it’s the best tub of frosting… it just is). Don’t … Continue reading

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couple things.

First thing… Yes, YouTube. I want to ‘skip ad’. Who the fuck doesn’t want to ‘skip ad’? Second thing… “We make our own luck” is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. luck (noun): success or failure brought by chance rather … Continue reading

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weather report.

 

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the perk. #27

Hi. Welcome to the ‘whenever the fuck I feel like it’ perk.  number twenty-seven. Yesterday I visited my husband at work. His human resources department brought in a nurse to give flu shots… and I went to get one. This is … Continue reading

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seven hundred.

I don’t really care about stats so much that I check them constantly. But I do notice when I hit a big fancy round number. 700 followers. (Ignore that number over there on the sidebar → where WP insists on … Continue reading

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