Category Archives: humor

to the food bloggers.

[Disclaimer: Reality-based humor follows. Food bloggers, don’t be offended. Or… if you’re easily offended, run. Run far away.] Dear food bloggers, Please take the following under advisement. And don’t fret… I don’t expect any response. Answers and explanations would probably … Continue reading

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bacon.

six degrees… While he was filming a movie in my town, I met… Adam Sandler who was in Anger Management with Jack Nicholson who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon So… if Jack Nicholson’s Bacon number is … Continue reading

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door to door.

Don’t come to my door.  I was making dinner tonight with a little fresh air wafting in through the screen door. It wasn’t particularly warm, but the light breeze was refreshing. The ringing doorbell was not. Especially since it was … Continue reading

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lazy mom’s mother’s day cupcakes.

Convenient and thorough instructions… for when you have to make your own celebration. 1. Make short but detailed shopping list: strawberry cake mix, Pillsbury vanilla frosting (I don’t know why it’s the best tub of frosting… it just is). Don’t … Continue reading

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couple things.

First thing… Yes, YouTube. I want to ‘skip ad’. Who the fuck doesn’t want to ‘skip ad’? Second thing… “We make our own luck” is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. luck (noun): success or failure brought by chance rather … Continue reading

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weather report.

 

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