Tag Archives: humor

the way I woke up.

Posted on 1 January 2018 by what sandra thinks

This morning I woke up with a feeling of overwhelming sadness. I don’t know the reason… not specifically. I just have the usual things worrying me. The only difference is that (1) I had to go to my in-laws this … Continue reading →

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car maintenance.

Posted on 28 July 2017 by what sandra thinks

I truly hate dealing with car stuff. But, as I was long overdue for an oil change (or, my car was… not me), I figured I should take care of that… especially since my husband is off today and I … Continue reading →

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should have stayed in bed.

Posted on 24 July 2017 by what sandra thinks

Everyone in my house slept in today. (Well, not my husband… he had to work. Ha ha! I’m a bitch.) It’s grey and rainy and cold today. Cold for July in New England, anyway. Really. It’s 58°F. I believe the … Continue reading →

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my life.

Posted on 22 July 2017 by what sandra thinks

I don’t usually do this… but it was so perfect I had to share… Have a great weekend!  

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the poet. (revisited)

Posted on 12 July 2017 by what sandra thinks

This post was originally published in June 2016, about seven months after I began ‘seriously’ writing poetry (you know, excluding the embarrassing teenage/early 20s stuff). I had far fewer followers back in 6/2016 (about 1/3 of what I have now) … Continue reading →

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really?

Posted on 10 July 2017 by what sandra thinks

Meanwhile… in another segment stolen from Seth Meyers… Really!?! Really?! Are you in such a hurry… are you so important… that you need to literally run to beat me to the fucking supermarket express check-out? It’s express, dumbass. Really?! I … Continue reading →

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to the food bloggers.

Posted on 1 June 2017 by what sandra thinks

[Disclaimer: Reality-based humor follows. Food bloggers, don’t be offended. Or… if you’re easily offended, run. Run far away.] Dear food bloggers, Please take the following under advisement. And don’t fret… I don’t expect any response. Answers and explanations would probably … Continue reading →

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bacon.

Posted on 31 May 2017 by what sandra thinks

six degrees… While he was filming a movie in my town, I met… Adam Sandler who was in Anger Management with Jack Nicholson who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon So… if Jack Nicholson’s Bacon number is … Continue reading →

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