really?

Meanwhile… in another segment stolen from Seth Meyers… Really!?!

Really?! Are you in such a hurry… are you so important… that you need to literally run to beat me to the fucking supermarket express check-out? It’s express, dumbass. Really?! I have 6 items. Exactly how long do you think this is going to take?

Really?! How the fuck am I supposed to change lanes on the highway to let you pass if you change and pass me on the right? Really? Don’t get all pissy and finger-y with me if you didn’t give me a chance to move over, you moron.

Really?! So… your phone is so fucking interesting that you aren’t listening to a word I’m saying…? But that’s not even the worst part! Did you seriously just turn to me and say the very same thing I just said 15 seconds ago? As though you had an original thought? Really!?! Bite me.

Really?! Do you think “Nice post. Check out my blog [insert blog url here]” is a real comment? Newsflash: it’s not. It’s an ad for your blog… which is spam. Really. It is. Oh hell, you probably didn’t even read my post where you left your spam! Really! Sadly, we’re not in Hawaii — spam’s not popular here. Off to the spam folder you go. And now, I’ll never visit your blog. A shame really… I may have liked it.

People. Really!?!


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Sandra began writing when she was a sixth grader. She is a teller of stories through poetry, fiction, and tales from her own life. And she thinks too much. Read, think, enjoy, laugh.
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38 Responses to really?

  1. J-Dub says:

    Spam is just gross. Really?well to me, yes, really 😂Tony was making spam fried rice yesterday. Now I’m wondering how it turned out. Seriously nice post. Not leaving a blog link though. Really? Yeah really 😂

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  2. magarisa says:

    Didn’t get the relation between Hawaii and the popularity of spam?? I’m sure I’m missing the obvious.

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  3. I wish I had a dollar for every time I said “Really?!?” in a day. I could fucking retire.
    By the way, I hope one of those six items was cupcake mix. 😉

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  4. rallisblog says:

    Great post …. here’s my blog …. 😄😄 only joking.

    You’ve just said what we’ve all been thinking …

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Haylee says:

    Can you add in, “Really, did you just like 15 of my posts within 30 seconds? Are you the world’s fastest reader, really?!”
    Haha, I do like your rants!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Eric says:

    I approve of this message! ❤

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Meghan Tregellis says:

    Ah! I alternate ‘really’ with ‘seriously’ and use it exactly the same way! People suck, yes they do. Love this!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. OOOO great post! YES!!

    ps: spam is also VERY popular in South Korea.

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  9. OMG. I’ve gotten that comment on my blog too and I’ve always thought really?? Really?? I hear ya…people are the reason I don’t like to go out.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. pluviolover says:

    Ok Sandra, you got me in the mood. “Hell yeah! Seriously? Just what planet are you visiting us from?”

    Liked by 1 person

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