Meanwhile… in another segment stolen from Seth Meyers… Really!?!
Really?! Are you in such a hurry… are you so important… that you need to literally run to beat me to the fucking supermarket express check-out? It’s express, dumbass. Really?! I have 6 items. Exactly how long do you think this is going to take?
Really?! How the fuck am I supposed to change lanes on the highway to let you pass if you change and pass me on the right? Really? Don’t get all pissy and finger-y with me if you didn’t give me a chance to move over, you moron.
Really?! So… your phone is so fucking interesting that you aren’t listening to a word I’m saying…? But that’s not even the worst part! Did you seriously just turn to me and say the very same thing I just said 15 seconds ago? As though you had an original thought? Really!?! Bite me.
Really?! Do you think “Nice post. Check out my blog [insert blog url here]” is a real comment? Newsflash: it’s not. It’s an ad for your blog… which is spam. Really. It is. Oh hell, you probably didn’t even read my post where you left your spam! Really! Sadly, we’re not in Hawaii — spam’s not popular here. Off to the spam folder you go. And now, I’ll never visit your blog. A shame really… I may have liked it.
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