really?

Meanwhile… in another segment stolen from Seth Meyers… Really!?!

Really?! Are you in such a hurry… are you so important… that you need to literally run to beat me to the fucking supermarket express check-out? It’s express, dumbass. Really?! I have 6 items. Exactly how long do you think this is going to take?

Really?! How the fuck am I supposed to change lanes on the highway to let you pass if you change and pass me on the right? Really? Don’t get all pissy and finger-y with me if you didn’t give me a chance to move over, you moron.

Really?! So… your phone is so fucking interesting that you aren’t listening to a word I’m saying…? But that’s not even the worst part! Did you seriously just turn to me and say the very same thing I just said 15 seconds ago? As though you had an original thought? Really!?! Bite me.

Really?! Do you think “Nice post. Check out my blog [insert blog url here]” is a real comment? Newsflash: it’s not. It’s an ad for your blog… which is spam. Really. It is. Oh hell, you probably didn’t even read my post where you left your spam! Really! Sadly, we’re not in Hawaii — spam’s not popular here. Off to the spam folder you go. And now, I’ll never visit your blog. A shame really… I may have liked it.

People. Really!?!


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About what sandra thinks

Sandra is a writer, blogger, poet, artist, emotional disaster. She thinks far too much and sleeps far too little. Sandra lives in the Northeastern U.S. but dreams of an oceanfront home in Hawaii where she could learn to surf. She loves music, brutal honesty, coffee, and the color black. She hates insincerity, beer, whipped cream, and facebook. And she is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person.
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38 Responses to really?

  1. J-Dub says:

    Spam is just gross. Really?well to me, yes, really 😂Tony was making spam fried rice yesterday. Now I’m wondering how it turned out. Seriously nice post. Not leaving a blog link though. Really? Yeah really 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. magarisa says:

    Didn’t get the relation between Hawaii and the popularity of spam?? I’m sure I’m missing the obvious.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I wish I had a dollar for every time I said “Really?!?” in a day. I could fucking retire.
    By the way, I hope one of those six items was cupcake mix. 😉

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  4. rallisblog says:

    Great post …. here’s my blog …. 😄😄 only joking.

    You’ve just said what we’ve all been thinking …

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Haylee says:

    Can you add in, “Really, did you just like 15 of my posts within 30 seconds? Are you the world’s fastest reader, really?!”
    Haha, I do like your rants!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Eric says:

    I approve of this message! ❤

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Meghan Tregellis says:

    Ah! I alternate ‘really’ with ‘seriously’ and use it exactly the same way! People suck, yes they do. Love this!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. OOOO great post! YES!!

    ps: spam is also VERY popular in South Korea.

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  9. OMG. I’ve gotten that comment on my blog too and I’ve always thought really?? Really?? I hear ya…people are the reason I don’t like to go out.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. pluviolover says:

    Ok Sandra, you got me in the mood. “Hell yeah! Seriously? Just what planet are you visiting us from?”

    Liked by 1 person

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