Category Archives: humor

my life.

Posted on 22 July 2017 by what sandra thinks

I don’t usually do this… but it was so perfect I had to share… Have a great weekend!

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the poet. (revisited)

Posted on 12 July 2017 by what sandra thinks

This post was originally published in June 2016, about seven months after I began ‘seriously’ writing poetry (you know, excluding the embarrassing teenage/early 20s stuff). I had far fewer followers back in 6/2016 (about 1/3 of what I have now) … Continue reading →

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really?

Posted on 10 July 2017 by what sandra thinks

Meanwhile… in another segment stolen from Seth Meyers… Really!?! Really?! Are you in such a hurry… are you so important… that you need to literally run to beat me to the fucking supermarket express check-out? It’s express, dumbass. Really?! I … Continue reading →

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to the food bloggers.

Posted on 1 June 2017 by what sandra thinks

[Disclaimer: Reality-based humor follows. Food bloggers, don’t be offended. Or… if you’re easily offended, run. Run far away.] Dear food bloggers, Please take the following under advisement. And don’t fret… I don’t expect any response. Answers and explanations would probably … Continue reading →

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bacon.

Posted on 31 May 2017 by what sandra thinks

six degrees… While he was filming a movie in my town, I met… Adam Sandler who was in Anger Management with Jack Nicholson who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon So… if Jack Nicholson’s Bacon number is … Continue reading →

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door to door.

Posted on 23 May 2017 by what sandra thinks

Don’t come to my door. I was making dinner tonight with a little fresh air wafting in through the screen door. It wasn’t particularly warm, but the light breeze was refreshing. The ringing doorbell was not. Especially since it was … Continue reading →

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lazy mom’s mother’s day cupcakes.

Posted on 14 May 2017 by what sandra thinks

Convenient and thorough instructions… for when you have to make your own celebration. 1. Make short but detailed shopping list: strawberry cake mix, Pillsbury vanilla frosting (I don’t know why it’s the best tub of frosting… it just is). Don’t … Continue reading →