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Dear E**** [full name withheld… just in case], I don’t remember how we met. Isn’t that weird? We were inseparable for four years… and still close for at least another four… but I can’t remember how we actually met. We … Continue reading →

Dear David, It’s been a long time, but I still miss you. I still regret losing you. I can’t put my finger on exactly what went wrong, but the details don’t matter because I think the real problem was timing. … Continue reading →

Dear Cooking, I had no intention of writing to you today, but you’ve really pissed me off. I used to love you but now… I am so sick of you and your insistence on beckoning me every fucking night. I … Continue reading →

Dear Bergen County Jail, I don’t know how one of your inmates got my number, but I was a tad freaked out when I got a call from your location last week. I did not accept the call, but I … Continue reading →

Dear Abs, Thank you for showing yourself to me on such fine specimens as Chris Hemsworth, Tom Ellis, Alex O’Loughlin, and every other great-abs man on my appropriately titled ‘beautiful’ Pinterest board. I can’t be more specific and list them … Continue reading →

[Wow, that image is way too bright and happy for me.] No, that post title up there ^ is not sarcasm. I know that’s hard to believe since 90% of what comes out of me is sarcasm. But this time, … Continue reading →