Thank you for showing yourself to me on such fine specimens as Chris Hemsworth, Tom Ellis, Alex O’Loughlin, and every other great-abs man on my appropriately titled ‘beautiful’ Pinterest board. I can’t be more specific and list them all… I don’t even know all of their names.
What I can do, though, is show my appreciation. So, if, perhaps, you could kindly send one (or more) of those perfect specimens to my door to do with whatever I please, that’d be great.
Oh… and thank you for fueling my fantasies and even, at times, my writing. I’ll be dreaming of you… Especially that one dream where I’m innocently sitting there reading and great-abs guy walks in fresh from the shower in only a towel, water droplets running down his chest…
All my love,
p.s. — Arms. Sexy man arms. Dear Arms, I love you just as much as abs. Sometimes, even more. Don’t feel left out. xo
p.p.s. — To my readers (not to delicious abs): All of my letters won’t be like this one. Some probably will be silly, but some won’t. Just so you know…