Dear Bergen County Jail,
I don’t know how one of your inmates got my number, but I was a tad freaked out when I got a call from your location last week. I did not accept the call, but I hope said inmate was able to get a second phone call because the one placed to me was clearly an error. At least I think it was. I’m not sure I know anyone in New Jersey, particularly not an inmate. But with my questionable past, I suppose anything is possible.
I kind of feel bad for the inmate in question now. Maybe you could give all of them two phone calls from now on so this unfortunate circumstance doesn’t happen again. That seems reasonable, right?
p.s. — About the inmate that called me… was he hot?