Category Archives: humor

apocalypse.

Autumn is kind of a downer. Fewer hours of sunlight. Trees and flowers slowly shriveling. Maybe I have seasonal affective disorder. We’ve had plenty of sunshine lately, though. And it was 74°F two days ago. In MA. Crazy. But now … Continue reading

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enjoy the now.

Suck it, Best Buy. Today is October 29th (Oh, I’m up late again… it’s the 30th). It is October. We haven’t even reached Halloween yet. Do you seriously think I want to see your Christmas ads on television already? Does this really … Continue reading

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definitely the worst ever.

I have the worst cold ever. My husband has kindly pointed out that I say that every time I get a cold. But this time, I really mean it. I’m unbearably congested. I have an almost painful cough. I’m exhausted. … Continue reading

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my hero.

I’ve always had an affinity for Batman. I think it may be his color scheme (it’s just like mine) and his general demeanor. He’s brooding and moody. (Oh God, this is like me, too, isn’t it?) It’s the dark part … Continue reading

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nuts and mom.

The other day as I grabbed a handful of nuts (no, no – not that kind of nuts) and tossed them into my mouth (still not that kind of nuts), I wondered when, exactly, I started to like nuts (edible … Continue reading

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truth in humor in truth.

We have a running joke in my house… at my expense. It’s funny because it’s true. It’s also kind of sad because it’s true. At the end of my senior year of high school, I received a postcard from a … Continue reading

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