Category Archives: blogging

Hey You, I always feel like I’m repeating myself when I write to you. I tell you how much I appreciate you, need you, wish you were here. I tell you that I wonder why the hell you want to … Continue reading →

Dear Xanax, I guess it’s probably inappropriate to write to you. Or at least weird. But there are a few factors at play here. First, you are the only thing I could think of that starts with the letter X … Continue reading →

Dear Work Friends, I’m sure you think I’m a total bitch. I don’t blame you… not really. After all, I’m still on the group text where you arrange that gathering every summer, but I never say a word. Maybe you … Continue reading →

Dear Vanilla Cheesecake Bars, I could eat a whole pan of you. But why is your recipe for an 8×8 pan? That’s too small. I’ve used a 9×9 pan a couple of times, but I didn’t change the recipe. It’s … Continue reading →

Dear Universe, Why are you punishing me? I’m tired of feeling like I need to hide from my life. I have no peace. I can’t get a break. I’m afraid I’m going to snap. Do you want to know what … Continue reading →

Dear [my] Teenagers, You’ve made it this far in life. [Okay, my girl, you are only 12, but you sure as hell act like a teenager, so go with it.] It’s not by accident that you made it here. You … Continue reading →

Dear Sandra, What the hell is wrong with you? You are such a mess. You don’t do enough… not for your friends, not for your family, not for yourself. Hell, you just don’t do enough of anything. You couldn’t find … Continue reading →

Dear Rick and Morty, Thank you for being so ridiculously absurd and for making me laugh. The first time I saw you, I wondered what the fuck I was actually watching. I guess eventually, I embraced your weirdness. I think … Continue reading →