letters | v/vanilla cheesecake bars #atozchallenge

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Dear Vanilla Cheesecake Bars,

I could eat a whole pan of you. But why is your recipe for an 8×8 pan? That’s too small. I’ve used a 9×9 pan a couple of times, but I didn’t change the recipe. It’s not more cheesecake. It’s just a psychological game I play with myself. I thought of doubling your recipe, but I wasn’t sure you’d bake properly. Maybe this is your way of controlling my enormous capacity for cheesecake. Um… thank you??

Part of my brain thinks I’ll find joy under the crust when I eat you up, but the rest of my brain knows I won’t. So I’ll have to settle for the joy of you on my tongue. Apologies… that came out a lot dirtier than it sounded in my head.

Love,

p.s. — You’re welcome, in advance:

Vanilla Cheesecake Bars

 

         
©2020 what sandra thinks

About what sandra thinks

Sandra is a writer, blogger, poet, artist, emotional disaster. She thinks far too much and sleeps far too little. Sandra lives in the Northeastern U.S. but dreams of an oceanfront home in Hawaii where she could learn to surf. She loves books, brutal honesty, coffee, and the color black. She hates insincerity, beer, whipped cream, and facebook. And she is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person.
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20 Responses to letters | v/vanilla cheesecake bars #atozchallenge

  1. Delicious! My Instant Pot makes the best cheesecake I’ve had. Promised youngest I’ll make a chocolate peanut butter cheesecake for his birthday this week. Not my favorite, but maybe I’ll do a chocolate one just for mine!

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  2. Seems to be delicious!
    I haven’t eaten a lot of cheese cakes maybe cause I don’t like ’em?
    I tried a blueberry one though, kinda liked it!

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  3. mydangblog says:

    I was just researching how to make a New York style cheesecake, which is waaaayyyy too complicated. I’m making these instead!

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  4. 16 servings, or 4 Sandra servings?

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  5. OMG, I just got hard reading this…..is it odd that vanilla turns me on? Or is it odd that I have a hard on and I’m not a dude and don’t have a cock? Sorry for making this sexual….Best Regards, Your Pervy Friend Lennon XO

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  6. jrvincente says:

    Those sound delicious… [Goes to add to the grocery list.]

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