Category Archives: humor

weather report.

 

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the perk. #27

Hi. Welcome to the ‘whenever the fuck I feel like it’ perk.  number twenty-seven. Yesterday I visited my husband at work. His human resources department brought in a nurse to give flu shots… and I went to get one. This is … Continue reading

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seven hundred.

I don’t really care about stats so much that I check them constantly. But I do notice when I hit a big fancy round number. 700 followers. (Ignore that number over there on the sidebar → where WP insists on … Continue reading

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the perk? #26

I don’t know if this is a true ‘perk’… but what the hell. At least it’s funny… the perk. [no longer weekly… just whenever-the-fuck-I-feel-like-it… or need it?] My daughter and I had an interesting exchange this afternoon. I don’t even … Continue reading

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dealbreaker. a limerick.

Please know — this was not my idea! I’m not sure if I should be flattered or offended that someone and someone thought a poem should be written on this topic… and that I was the ‘poet‘ to do it! … Continue reading

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unique blogger.

I don’t often do these things, but when I do, it’s because I was nominated by Lennon (Fabulous With Glitches) and she is so awesome that I decided to participate. [Plus it only has a few rules. And I’m a … Continue reading

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as heard in my living room.

Take One the girl (showing me a LEGO structure): This is the entry to my house. me (noticing interesting pieces): Why is there dude in a suit and a chain across the hall? the girl: He’s the butler. [She lifts a … Continue reading

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too hot.

Seriously… feels 101°? I may actually be in hell! So, hey, anyone want to come visit me? It’s totally sunny and shit.  

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