unique blogger.

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unique-blogger-awardI don’t often do these things, but when I do, it’s because I was nominated by Lennon (Fabulous With Glitches) and she is so awesome that I decided to participate. [Plus it only has a few rules. And I’m a lazy fuck. With a filthy mouth. Sorry if that’s offensive to you, but it has been proven that I cannot stop. Really. I’ve been tested.] Anyway, yes, Lennon is easily one of the coolest bloggers ever. We have much in common. Well, except that she’s very positive and upbeat. Ahem. [Hey. At least this implies that I think I’m cool.]

Rules (which I will not follow):
— Thank the blogger who nominated you and include a link to their blog. (See above.)
— Include one meme and one quote you really like. (Aww… just one?)
— Nominate 8-13 bloggers to receive this award. (Nope…)
— Ask your nominees 3 UNIQUE questions.
— Add a link to the awards creator. (Unknown.)

I had trouble choosing only one meme and quote. I have trouble choosing only one anything… I’ve just got too much love to spread around. (Stop gagging.)

meme.

grumpy.

quote.

“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”

3 Unique Questions I Must Answer.

Use three words to describe you.
3 separate words? Or a phrase? Hm… snarky little bitch? Okay, 3 separate words… talented (see, I can be good to myself), naughty, cynical

If there was one job you could do for the rest of your life – what would it be?
The girl who oils up the male models on photo shoots. Or a writer. (Preferably a screenwriter so there’s greater hope of money and a trip to the Oscars. And a theme park.)

You’re going to be dumped on a desert island for a year and can take three things with you – what are they?
A super hot guy. Another super hot guy for when the first one gets tired. Hmm… third thing… um… birth control?

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Thanks again, Lennon!

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About what sandra thinks

Sandra began writing when she was a sixth grader. She is a teller of stories through poetry, fiction, and tales from her own life. And she thinks too much. Read, think, enjoy, laugh.
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34 Responses to unique blogger.

  1. VictoryInTrouble says:

    Hee Hee! I love this! Your three things are brilliant. I’m sure one of those super hot guys would be Mr. Hawaii 5-0. 😀

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  2. Snarky little bitch, hmm? Funny. I love grumpy cat!

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  3. Haha, love the way you started that. Congrats!

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  4. Holy Shit! You’re so hilarious!!! One boob at a time! That’s right, love everything about this post!

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  5. Kay says:

    Thanks for the laugh with my coffee! 💜

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  6. Does the oil rubbing girl get paid much? I’d imagine that’s a fairly competitive field. 😀

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  7. Meg Sorick says:

    Hahaha! Missed this last night! You’re awesome. And I love your lofty career goals! 😀

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  8. A.C. Melody says:

    If one of your really hot guys was Hook, he’d have his own ship. Desert island be damned – but would you really want to leave? LOL 😉 And I agree with everyone else, both hilarious and love your career choice! I’d intern for free 😀

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  9. I’m new to the blogging world. Currently spending my time split between learning how it all works and trying to connect with other bloggers. Here’s hoping I get to a point where I can do fun stuff like this 🙂

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  10. Awesome!!! Totally loved it! Go you 🙂

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