I don’t often do these things, but when I do, it’s because I was nominated by Lennon (Fabulous With Glitches) and she is so awesome that I decided to participate. [Plus it only has a few rules. And I’m a lazy fuck. With a filthy mouth. Sorry if that’s offensive to you, but it has been proven that I cannot stop. Really. I’ve been tested.] Anyway, yes, Lennon is easily one of the coolest bloggers ever. We have much in common. Well, except that she’s very positive and upbeat. Ahem. [Hey. At least this implies that I think I’m cool.]
Rules (which I will not follow):
— Thank the blogger who nominated you and include a link to their blog. (See above.)
— Include one meme and one quote you really like. (Aww… just one?)
— Nominate 8-13 bloggers to receive this award. (Nope…)
— Ask your nominees 3 UNIQUE questions.
— Add a link to the awards creator. (Unknown.)
I had trouble choosing only one meme and quote. I have trouble choosing only one anything… I’ve just got too much love to spread around. (Stop gagging.)
“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
3 Unique Questions I Must Answer.
Use three words to describe you.
3 separate words? Or a phrase? Hm… snarky little bitch? Okay, 3 separate words… talented (see, I can be good to myself), naughty, cynical
If there was one job you could do for the rest of your life – what would it be?
The girl who oils up the male models on photo shoots. Or a writer. (Preferably a screenwriter so there’s greater hope of money and a trip to the Oscars. And a theme park.)
You’re going to be dumped on a desert island for a year and can take three things with you – what are they?
A super hot guy. Another super hot guy for when the first one gets tired. Hmm… third thing… um… birth control?
Thanks again, Lennon!