Tag Archives: life

Dear Sandra, What the hell is wrong with you? You are such a mess. You don’t do enough… not for your friends, not for your family, not for yourself. Hell, you just don’t do enough of anything. You couldn’t find … Continue reading →

Dear Rick and Morty, Thank you for being so ridiculously absurd and for making me laugh. The first time I saw you, I wondered what the fuck I was actually watching. I guess eventually, I embraced your weirdness. I think … Continue reading →

Dear Quarantine, I know you’re necessary. I take you very seriously. And I respect you. I know we’re in the midst of a health crisis, and it is not my intention to minimize your importance in any way. But I’m … Continue reading →

[This space intentionally left blank.] Love, p.s. — Please write back. p.p.s. — Let’s hear it for the ‘p.s.’ to every note I ever passed in school! p.p.p.s. — Yes, you’re right… I had nothing for P.       … Continue reading →

Dear Occupant, Please allow this to serve as notice that you are hereby evicted from the premises. ‘You’ or ‘occupant’ being that nasty, nagging, hostile voice and ‘the premises’ being my mind. You have 30 days to comply. Sincerely, The … Continue reading →

Dear Never, Are you the answer? Wait… don’t tell me. Not yet. Let me ask you the questions first. When will I stop worrying all the time? When will I feel like I’m a good person? A good mother? A … Continue reading →

Dear Marvel, What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously. What were you thinking with Thor in Endgame? Fat Thor? Really? Did you want to ruin the movie for me? Well, good fucking job. Come on. He could have been … Continue reading →

Dear Lucifer, Please hurry back. I miss you. Love, p.s. — I know… it’s the fucking quarantine holding shit up. But I can’t wait. It may be time to re-watch the whole series.             ©2020 … Continue reading →