x: my favorite x-cuse. #atozchallenge

My favorite x-cuse.
I’m pretty sure this is the worst letter for this challenge. Nope, I’m sure. It’s the worst. You can tell because I totally cheated. Obviously excuse does not start with x, but fuck it. It’s almost midnight and I’ve been trying to come up with something for x all day today [today being the day before you’ll read this].

So… I’m going to give you my favorite excuses.

For when I’m late [especially for social events]:

When I don’t feel like working out [you know, most days]:

For when I fail during the A to Z challenge:

For when I go silent for hours, maybe days:


You knew he was coming.


p.s. — I consider this my biggest fail of the entire alphabet. I’ll pack it away in my giant bag of fails.

         
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About what sandra thinks

Sandra is a writer, blogger, poet, artist, emotional disaster. She thinks far too much and sleeps far too little. Sandra lives in the Northeastern U.S. but dreams of an oceanfront home in Hawaii where she could learn to surf. She loves books, brutal honesty, coffee, and the color black. She hates insincerity, beer, whipped cream, and facebook. And she is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person.
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22 Responses to x: my favorite x-cuse. #atozchallenge

  1. LOL I think the last week of the alphabet is always the hardest but X is definitely the most difficult. No normal word starts with X except xray or xylophone lol

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  2. THE FACT THAT HE IS IN EVERY POST IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMFAOAOKSKSKSSKEK

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  3. THE FACT THAT HE IS IN EVERY POST IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMFAOAOKS

    Like

  4. eschudel says:

    X is always the worst!

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  5. Iain Kelly says:

    Love the late excuse – for that I will give you a pass on the dreaded X post!

    THE STATE TRILOGY A-Z GUIDE: X

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  6. M says:

    🤣🤣🤣

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  7. I don’t think you are cheating, just being creative is all

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  8. jlennidorner says:

    Not a total fail. You created a post! Good job. Lots of bloggers use any word that has an X in it, or anything that looks enough like an X to work.
    I love letter X posts! Always such variety.
    It’s hard to believe the blogging challenge is almost over for 2021. Then the after survey, reflections, and the road trip sign-up.
    Plus, I’m taking part in the Bout of Books read-a-thon in May. So much excitement!
    J Lenni Dorner~ Co-host of the #AtoZchallenge, OperationAwesome6 Debut Author Interviewer, Reference& Speculative Fiction Author

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  9. mydangblog says:

    At least you didn’t write about your favourite xylophone. I like your excuses though, especially the fitness protection program–I’ll be using that one!

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  11. jrvincente says:

    Also, did you see the “cheating” post from the official A to Z Blog? That X is even more of a stretch! 😉

    http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/2021/04/x-in-noughts-and-crosses-atozchallenge.html

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