My favorite x-cuse.
I’m pretty sure this is the worst letter for this challenge. Nope, I’m sure. It’s the worst. You can tell because I totally cheated. Obviously excuse does not start with x, but fuck it. It’s almost midnight and I’ve been trying to come up with something for x all day today [today being the day before you’ll read this].
So… I’m going to give you my favorite excuses.
For when I’m late [especially for social events]:
When I don’t feel like working out [you know, most days]:
For when I fail during the A to Z challenge:
For when I go silent for hours, maybe days:
You knew he was coming.
p.s. — I consider this my biggest fail of the entire alphabet. I’ll pack it away in my giant bag of fails.