
Dear Occupant,
Please allow this to serve as notice that you are hereby evicted from the premises. ‘You’ or ‘occupant’ being that nasty, nagging, hostile voice and ‘the premises’ being my mind.

You have 30 days to comply.
Sincerely,
The Bitch Who Owns the Place

p.s. — I wonder if this will work. Seriously, please get out.

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Sandra is a writer, sometimes blogger, poet, artist, emotional disaster. She thinks far too much and sleeps far too little. Sandra lives in the Northeastern U.S. but dreams of an oceanfront home in Italy, but she would settle for a non-oceanfront home in Italy. She loves books, brutal honesty, coffee, and the color black. She hates insincerity, beer, whipped cream, and facebook. And she is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person.
Let me know if that works, I may try it as well.
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Will do! 🙂
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Here’s hoping for a speedy compliance.
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That would be nice… 🙂
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Good try. Keep thinking it over and over!
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If only it were so simple…
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I love it! That voice stopped paying rent a long time ago!
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Oh man, if mine was paying rent, I wouldn’t have to worry about money anymore. That would be a miracle!
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Yes!
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Yessssss! Get the fuck out now!
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I wish…
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I really hope it works!
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