Dear Diary,
What is the fascination with beer pong? Fine… it’s fun. But I always need a designated drinker. I can’t stomach beer. It’s vile. Lucky for me, there are plenty of crazies who volunteer to be my ‘dd’ every time I play. I think they look forward to it. Freaks.
Yeah, I know. I’m the freak. Whatever.
I still haven’t seen Mr. Hottie again. Maybe I imagined him. Maybe I was dreaming. No… that can’t be right. If I dreamt him, things would have gone a lot farther than me trying to be subtle as I stared from four tables away at the Preston dining hall. It would have been more like… me walking right up to him, pulling him up out of his seat by his shirt and kissing him like no kiss he could ever possibly have had before. And he’d kiss back. Then in an instant, the room would go dark. Suddenly, we’d be miraculously alone… which would work out perfectly since he’d rip all my clothes off and take me right there on the table.
Yeah. Only in my dreams. Dammit.
I’m going to assume I did not imagine him. Maybe he’ll volunteer to be my ‘dd’ at the next less-than-legal party. Then he’ll be drunk. And I can have my way with him.
On the beer pong table.
Wait… nooo… that would be gross.
I’ll have my way with him somewhere else.
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‘Dear Diary’ is fiction based on actual events.
Any similarities to your college life is purely coincidental.
Any similarities to mine is entirely intentional.
©2018 what sandra thinks
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Ha! We played a different version of beer pong when I was in college. Actual ping pong matches, with a full beer in the center of each persons side. Every time your cup was hit, drink. Ball ends up in your cup? Chug the whole thing. 😃
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I was always grossed out because, you know, beer is gross. But beer pong was huge. I’m sure it still is…
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Oh, it is. We actually have a set that we play at football tailgates. I’m too old for the version we played in college. 😏
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Definitely avoid the beer pong table!
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I agree! Not the ideal place to be!
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We played ‘quarters’ instead of beer pong. I was actually not too bad at it. But I love beer so it was no inconvenience to lose! I hope Mr. Hottie doesn’t turn out to be an obnoxious drunk! 😜
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I don’t get beer. It’s what I imagine carbonated pee to taste like. And I also remember quarters…
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Oh that’s funny! Well I suppose its an acquired taste!
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…that I never acquired… LOL 😆
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It’s never too late! (Maybe it is… oh well, there’s Mom’s holiday punch!)
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Exactly! Or, you know, Baileys. 🙂
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Those beer pong tables are not sturdy enough – believe me!
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That’s why it didn’t really happen. Plus all the beer.
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Very tacky!!!
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Love it! Awesome story. Looking forward to more. 🙂
Jayden R. Vincente
Erotic Fiction Writer
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Thanks so much!
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Haha, not too much beer or things won’t, uhm, progress! I, too, hate beer. But almost anything else would be fine. I tried SO hard in college to learn to like it cause it was cheap, but, no…
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I tried, too, but it was not happening! I tried when I studied in London, too… but still no (although I forced a few down). I had to find alternatives… lol
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I’m a big fan of the drinking game ‘Flippy Cup’ it’s much better. And you can drink whatever you like in your cup 🙂
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I’ve seen that on The Tonight Show but I’ve never played…
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I learned it in university, before the Tonight show. I think it’s a bit different from that version too.
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I hate beer too. But your Mr. Hottie sound quite enticing… 🙂
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Yes he does… I love characters I make up… even when they’re based on real people… 🙂
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I can think of a few characters loosely based on real people… :0
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I wonder when Mr. Hottie will be making an appearance.
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I never liked beer pong… so dam gross and the ball is dirty… hands touched that shit… the floor touched that shit… and you want me to drink the gross and dirty beer? I’ll pass!
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I know… it’s so gross!
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