[Disclaimer: I am unapologetically opinionated. I easily slip into bitch-mode. But I’ve never been good at faking anything… and why would I want to be? This is me… blunt and honest… ranting about things I hate. I may say something you find offensive… but please don’t be offended… it’s not personal. Except to me… because it’s my personal opinion.]
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Seriously… What the
It would be fabulous if
our I could send a text message and scruffy actually send the message I intended to send. But no… after I got type the Dan damn think thing if I have to proofread it. A ducking fucking text message! I have to proofread it… To circulate correct all three the ridiculous eyes errors.
With Shit line like this is what I’m taking talking about:
“I’m going home
nectar because I funny don’t want to go out. Maybe Sunfire sometime later we can go get stunt some IV ice bean cream. But for now, I’m going home to start coming cooking.” Hope How often in finding conversation so do I ever use the word nectar? Sunfire??? WTF? Oh… and I love when I get random words I’ve never even heard of… are they even tell real rid weird woods weird woods weird words? Synergies Sunshine Someone’s Sometimes I wonder if my phone’s brain is trying to duck fuck with me. Well… I’ve pushed outsmarted you, you handheld bastard! I have removed duck and ducks and ducked and ducking from your dictionary. Ahahaha.