I almost skipped writing my perk this week. It’s not that I had a bad week. I had a very wavy week. Up and down. Repeatedly. It gave me a little motion sickness. And I haven’t slept particularly well.
I suppose I could cut down on the coffee. Aahahhahaa. Bahahahahaaa. Sorry… I needed to make myself laugh. Cut down on coffee? Riiiiight.
I’m not feeling super-perky. Only mildly perky. But I just laughed kind of hysterically at something on television… so I thought I’d share some of my favorite animated characters who make me smile or laugh or swoon. Yes, swoon. I am in love with an animated man. I don’t know if that makes me a child or a freak.
Because I’m a girly little princess (and a grown woman with needs): Flynn Rider [Tangled]
Oh, my sweet animated love. I couldn’t even choose just one image. Seriously, look at this guy. He’s even got stubble! It’s like Disney consulted me when creating him. He is my dream man in animated form. I love him. I want to marry him and make babies with him. I know… he is not real. But he’s real to me so shut up! And he’s mine. All mine.
Because I’m a grown up: Sterling Archer [Archer]
I love this guy… and the whole show. I laugh my ass off every damn time – even if I’ve already seen the episode 5 times. One night I was in tears laughing so hard, I woke up the kids. My poor children!
For his dry humor and subtle (not so subtle) love for ‘violence’: Ice Bear [We Bare Bears]
I know this is a Cartoon Network show and the target audience is probably around ages 7-14, but I love it. It’s so funny. Especially Ice Bear. Roomba malfunctioning? Beat the fuck out of it with a hammer.
Because I want my own personal healthcare companion: Baymax [Big Hero 6]
I am also not fast. But my figure is much more womanly.
Feel free to let me know, on a scale of 1 to 10, how you would rate your pain. I will try to make it better. But I’m no Baymax.
Stay perky, my friends. But not so much that I want to kick you in the face.