weekly perk. #8

weekly perk.

I almost skipped writing my perk this week. It’s not that I had a bad week. I had a very wavy week. Up and down. Repeatedly. It gave me a little motion sickness. And I haven’t slept particularly well.

I suppose I could cut down on the coffee. Aahahhahaa. Bahahahahaaa. Sorry… I needed to make myself laugh. Cut down on coffee? Riiiiight.

coffee - sleep when dead.

I’m not feeling super-perky. Only mildly perky. But I just laughed kind of hysterically at something on television… so I thought I’d share some of my favorite animated characters who make me smile or laugh or swoon. Yes, swoon. I am in love with an animated man. I don’t know if that makes me a child or a freak.

Let’s begin.

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Because I’m a girly little princess (and a grown woman with needs): Flynn Rider [Tangled]

flynn tied up.

flynn rider.

flynn. don't hurt him.

Oh, my sweet animated love. I couldn’t even choose just one image. Seriously, look at this guy. He’s even got stubble! It’s like Disney consulted me when creating him. He is my dream man in animated form. I love him. I want to marry him and make babies with him. I know… he is not real. But he’s real to me so shut up! And he’s mine. All mine.

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Because I’m a grown up: Sterling Archer [Archer]

archer.

I love this guy… and the whole show. I laugh my ass off every damn time – even if I’ve already seen the episode 5 times. One night I was in tears laughing so hard, I woke up the kids. My poor children!

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For his dry humor and subtle (not so subtle) love for ‘violence’: Ice Bear [We Bare Bears]

ice bear.

I know this is a Cartoon Network show and the target audience is probably around ages 7-14, but I love it. It’s so funny. Especially Ice Bear. Roomba malfunctioning? Beat the fuck out of it with a hammer. 

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Because I want my own personal healthcare companion: Baymax [Big Hero 6]

baymax - rate your pain.baymax - not fast.

I am also not fast. But my figure is much more womanly.

Feel free to let me know, on a scale of 1 to 10, how you would rate your pain. I will try to make it better. But I’m no Baymax.

Stay perky, my friends. But not so much that I want to kick you in the face.

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About what sandra thinks

Sandra began writing when she was a sixth grader. She is a teller of stories through poetry, fiction, and tales from her own life. And she thinks too much. Read, think, enjoy, laugh.
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22 Responses to weekly perk. #8

  1. Tony Burgess says:

    Who would want to cut down on coffee….that’s crazy talk.

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  2. I will totally stay away from Flynn Rider, but I must agree…DAMN!! 🙂
    And No Coffee? How? Why? Huh?

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  3. I’ve been introduced to We Care Bears in the last couple of months, and Ice Bear is totally awesome! It’s one of the few things they try to convince me to check out that I find tolerable. Believe it or not, I actually like…Teen Titans Go and Uncle Grandpa. Ssssh! Don’t tell them.

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  4. Oh this made me laugh! And not only is Flynn a hottie, he’s also a sweetheart! 😍

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  5. I wouldn’t be able to survive without coffee! And as I say I just realized that my kitchen is running out of coffee….gotta run to the store NOW!
    Btw….Flynn Rider is kind of cute….totally get you! 😉

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  6. That was too cute! I needed that lightheartedness tonight! 😄

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