In my brain, weeks run from Sunday to Saturday. But as I am unemployed, my schedule is, shall we say, flexible. As such, I sometimes have no clue what day it is until I check on my phone. But today, I know it’s Friday. And I had to get my shit together and write this post of perkiness before the week is over.
The thing is, I haven’t been feeling very positive for the past 24 hours or so… which I thought would make this post a terrible idea. But then I realized, it’s the opposite. And I am an idiot.
The whole point was to force myself to think positively… think of something that makes me happy… every week… at least one thing. Even when I feel like that crumpled, discarded Coke can people have been kicking around on the sidewalk.
Well, that sidewalk is fucking frozen right now because in the middle of the afternoon with the sun shining in the sky today, we reached a whopping 21°F. Ooh, and tonight we’ll be at 4°! Balmy!
And where did I get this fabulous information? From my weather app, of course. And these weather reports need to be shared… because they’re funny and sometimes I laugh. Even when my day is crumpled-can-like.
I highly recommend clicking to view the full forecast [and the fine print]. And may I just add… I can’t wait ’til summer.
Authentic Weather app, available for Android and iPhone.
Okay, now go piss someone off with excessive perkiness.