eleven things I learned from…

The series ended 12 years ago, but it taught us some valuable truths. Read them. Heed them. And you can thank me later.

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11 things I learned from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  1. Never underestimate the power of a pointy stick.
  2. If you only see that super-hot guy you like at night, he’s probably a vampire.
  3. Don’t eat all of the fundraising chocolate bars you’re kids bring home.
  4. Spend an inordinate amount of time in the library.
  5. Adding Weetabix to blood gives it texture for a lovely breakfast.
  6. Don’t bring friends and loved ones back from the dead – it never ends well.
  7. Even in the worst possible situation, sarcasm and humor are always good ideas.
  8. Bunnies are to be feared.
  9. Always bring kittens to a poker game.
  10. If one is a British man, he will sound intelligent and sophisticated and God damn sexy no matter what he is saying. [Okay, I knew this one a long time ago…]
  11. You can face life by doing things the hard way or… actually, there’s just the hard way.

Posted for Writing 101: day 2

About what sandra thinks

Sandra is a writer, blogger, poet, artist, emotional disaster. She thinks far too much and sleeps far too little. Sandra lives in the Northeastern U.S. but dreams of an oceanfront home in Italy, but she would settle for a non-oceanfront home in Italy, too. She loves books, brutal honesty, coffee, and the color black. She hates insincerity, beer, whipped cream, and facebook. And she is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person.
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6 Responses to eleven things I learned from…

  1. maynotbesoanonymous says:

    Numbers seven and ten are totally right on point. I like this post. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. rosemawrites says:

    I love your wit, Sandra!! 😀

    BTW, you may want to read my list. 🙂 It’s here: http://wp.me/p4ZhSl-jV.


  3. This has got to be the best response to assignment #2 I’ve read so far. Love it! So creative and witty!

    Liked by 1 person

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