Meanwhile… in another segment stolen from Seth Meyers… Really!?!
Really?! Are you in such a hurry… are you so important… that you need to literally run to beat me to the fucking supermarket express check-out? It’s express, dumbass. Really?! I have 6 items. Exactly how long do you think this is going to take?
Really?! How the fuck am I supposed to change lanes on the highway to let you pass if you change and pass me on the right? Really? Don’t get all pissy and finger-y with me if you didn’t give me a chance to move over, you moron.
Really?! So… your phone is so fucking interesting that you aren’t listening to a word I’m saying…? But that’s not even the worst part! Did you seriously just turn to me and say the very same thing I just said 15 seconds ago? As though you had an original thought? Really!?! Bite me.
Really?! Do you think “Nice post. Check out my blog [insert blog url here]” is a real comment? Newsflash: it’s not. It’s an ad for your blog… which is spam. Really. It is. Oh hell, you probably didn’t even read my post where you left your spam! Really! Sadly, we’re not in Hawaii — spam’s not popular here. Off to the spam folder you go. And now, I’ll never visit your blog. A shame really… I may have liked it.
People. Really!?!
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Spam is just gross. Really?well to me, yes, really 😂Tony was making spam fried rice yesterday. Now I’m wondering how it turned out. Seriously nice post. Not leaving a blog link though. Really? Yeah really 😂
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Haha! 🙂 The thing about the link is that it’s SO obvious that the person only wanted to leave a link. It was the sole purpose of the comment. “Nice post. Visit my blog…” I wonder how many blogs he/she left that comment on, you know? Probably dozens…
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Yep. I agree. There has to be a better way.
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Didn’t get the relation between Hawaii and the popularity of spam?? I’m sure I’m missing the obvious.
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Spam is very popular in Hawaii.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Menuism/why-do-hawaiians-love-spam-so-much_b_1901306.html
I remember eating it a couple of times when I was a kid. I can’t imagine eating it now… why didn’t it gross me out as much then?? Haha! 🙂
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Hahaha – I didn’t know that it was popular in Hawaii! Eeewww.
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I’ve even heard them mention it on Hawaii Five-0! 😀
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😀😀
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I said “Really?!?” in a day. I could fucking retire.
By the way, I hope one of those six items was cupcake mix. 😉
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Haha… chicken, mushrooms, tortillas, rice, tomatoes, and one other item. 😛
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Bummer. But, sounds like a good dinner plan. Still, though. Cupcakes!!! 🙌🏻
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Well… I didn’t say what the last item was. [They don’t sell what I really wanted right there in the supermarket next to the oregano. Although I dream of a day when they do. And now I’m totally off track… I should probably go eat some frosting.]
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That would make you eat more frosting…and a bag of chips…and some chocolate. 😃
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Yeah… I guess that would be bad… 🙂
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Nah. Just have to somehow summon the will power to not kill your buzz. 😃
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Sometimes coffee helps. Or Baileys in the coffee. Or out of the coffee. Distracts me from nachos and cookie dough. Or something.
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Coffee helps. Everything. 😃
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Hahaha, she’s back!
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I’m trying! Things have been rough lately… feeling a little better over the last couple of days… 🙂
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Great post …. here’s my blog …. 😄😄 only joking.
You’ve just said what we’ve all been thinking …
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Hahaha 😀 I knew I couldn’t possibly be the only one!!
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Can you add in, “Really, did you just like 15 of my posts within 30 seconds? Are you the world’s fastest reader, really?!”
Haha, I do like your rants!
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Oh yes! That, too! I’m amazed at the reading skills of some. Haha! 🙂 Glad you enjoyed it!
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I approve of this message! ❤
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Haha 🙂 ❤
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Ah! I alternate ‘really’ with ‘seriously’ and use it exactly the same way! People suck, yes they do. Love this!!!!!
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I also use seriously… Hmm… Maybe I’m just easily annoyed. No. That’s not it. People do suck!
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They do!!!
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OOOO great post! YES!!
ps: spam is also VERY popular in South Korea.
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Thanks. And eww!! 😃
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OMG. I’ve gotten that comment on my blog too and I’ve always thought really?? Really?? I hear ya…people are the reason I don’t like to go out.
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I hate that comment so much. There’s no way that ever works!
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I never look. Ever. It annoys me so much.
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I don’t either! Very annoying.
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Ok Sandra, you got me in the mood. “Hell yeah! Seriously? Just what planet are you visiting us from?”
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It’s very satisfying, I think. 🙂
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it is. Just reading your post makes me feel better. I need to do that with stuff that bothers me.
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Sometimes, those little things are incredibly annoying. A nice little rant can do wonders!
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