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Vanessa. I hate you.
People say some crap things about Saturday Night Live, but I love watching it. I’ve enjoyed it since I started watching around the time of Phil Hartman (RIP), Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey, Kevin Nealon. I remember laughing at Chris Farley (RIP) (lives in a van by the river), [Senator] Al Franken (doggone it, people like him), Deep Thoughts, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, Will Forte (now he is known only as… The Falconer), Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jason Sudeikis, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg… and obviously, Seth Meyers (love him… but you already know that)…
It’s not perfect. There are always a few super annoying cast members. I’ve reserved seats for them on the PCF*: Rob Schneider, Molly Shannon, Chris Kattan, Rachel Dratch, Fred Armisen… I could go on but I don’t wanna.
But I think the good outweighs the bad. When I watch now, it’s for Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, boy-next-door Colin Jost, Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson, and of course Leslie Jones. I think she may be the funniest person on the show right now. Love her.
And then… there are the current cast members I cannot stand. One more than any other.
Vanessa Bayer… what the fuck is she doing on the show?
She is not funny. She is annoying as fuck. She has the same grating, whiny voice in every fucking sketch. OH MY GOD how I hate her! Little Jewish boy… or child actor girl… or literally any other character she plays — the fucking same. She makes me want to rip my ears off and use them to block my eyes. I desperately want to kick her in the face. How is she even on the show? She must be sleeping with Lorne.
Please NBC – Lorne – who-the fuck-ever:
Get her the hell off SNL!
While you’re at it, get rid of Michael Che (he’s such a dick), Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney, too.
Thank you.
*PCF: The PCF or ‘plane crash flight’ is the flight which will crash and burn while loaded with passengers of my choosing. Think Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Kanye…
what sandra thinks 
You didn’t like Rachel Dratch? I loved the Debbie Downer skits. The scene from Disney World was hilarious! I’m not a huge fan of the cast as a whole right now, but I still watch. I might miss an Alec Baldwin as The Trumpster Fire skit. 😃
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Debbie Downer was funny but I just didn’t really like her overall. My favorite part of the show has always been the fake news so that explains why I have this love for Seth Meyers, I guess… And Alec Baldwin is great!
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Agreed. I, too, watch mostly to see Alec or Melissa McCarthy and sometimes the musical guests. I just don’t find it as funny as I used to. But maybe that’s just me getting grumpier!
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I still think it’s funny. Sometimes I wonder if I think it was funnier back when I was younger because I remember laughing so much back then. But I think there are times I laugh just as much now… my memory just inflates the past laughter. Maybe. LOL
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Hmmms…I have never seen SNL so I can’t really comment, but tell me more about this PCF – can anyone add to it? What are the requirements to get someone onto this flight? When is this flight happening? How can we be sure that the flight was successful?
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Hahaha… It may have to be multiple flights… It’s getting booked up! Hard to pinpoint a time since new passengers are earning seats daily. But when it does happened, I’m sure there will be widespread news coverage. And I’ll probably have to go into hiding…
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haha okies! Might I add Sydney Crosby and William Shatner to the passenger list?! Pretty please with a cherry on top *bats eye lashes hoping to look all innocent but probably just looking creepy*
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Haha… I don’t hate William Shatner… I’m neutral… but I probably wouldn’t send him to his death… But there’s no reason you can’t have your own flight. I don’t know who Sydney Crosby is? is that a Canadian person?
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Gah I can’t stand Shatner! Just the thought of his voice makes my skin crawl! lol And Crosby is a hockey player. Everyone loves him and I’m so over it. Bleh.
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Haha. Okay, well, I am not big into sports so you can throw the athlete aboard. LOL
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Hehe awesome!
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I haven’t watched SNL since Tina and Amy left and truth be told I mostly just caught up by watching reruns on at a normal hour, lol!
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It’s on at a normal hour… for me. LOL 🙂 plus I watch for the musical guests…
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I despise Chris Kataan.
But some of the others I liked.
I agree with Vanessa Bayer. She’s boring.
I love Kate McKinnon. She’s friggin hilarious.
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Totally agree on Kate. Those alien abduction sketches… where no one can keep a straight face… I love those… hilarious!
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