the real seven.

Just a little something silly… hope it makes you laugh… 

the real seven.

You know grumpy, sleepy and doc
And the rest of the height-challenged flock
But it was all a clever façade
This is who they really are:

Happy has a reason he’s always jolly
Underneath it all, this bad boy’s naughty

Bashful’s red face isn’t shyness
He hides a bottle of Jack in his cap, your highness

Dopey is not a big-eared fool
His cash-crop earns him more than those jewels

Sleepy is desperate for a nap
Exhausted after nights at the strip club with Hap’

Sneezy’s not sick, he has mastered fake
No one suspects how often he and Dopey get baked

Grumpy stomps around the cottage
Angry that Boozy Bashful won’t share his bottle

Doc is the most interesting one of all
Because his secret is by far the most fun
Doc’s The Doctor under his hood
He often flees to his Tardis hidden in the woods

I bet you thought you knew about these seven
Now you’re enlightened about their transgressions
You may wish you hadn’t read these details
But I hope I haven’t spoiled the fairytale.

happily ever after.

Advertisements

About what sandra thinks

Sandra is a writer, blogger, poet, artist, emotional disaster. She thinks far too much and sleeps far too little. Sandra lives in the Northeastern U.S. but dreams of an oceanfront home in Hawaii where she could learn to surf. She loves music, brutal honesty, coffee, and the color black. She hates insincerity, beer, whipped cream, and facebook. And she is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person.
This entry was posted in humor, poetry, writing and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to the real seven.

  1. It is silly but is so cute and creative. Thank you for the fun read 😁😁

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Tiegan says:

    You just won my heart with a Doctor Who reference 😉

    Liked by 1 person

thoughts? talk to me.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s