Just a little something silly… hope it makes you laugh… 

You know grumpy, sleepy and doc
And the rest of the height-challenged flock
But it was all a clever façade
This is who they really are:

Happy has a reason he’s always jolly
Underneath it all, this bad boy’s naughty

Bashful’s red face isn’t shyness
He hides a bottle of Jack in his cap, your highness

Dopey is not a big-eared fool
His cash-crop earns him more than those jewels

Sleepy is desperate for a nap
Exhausted after nights at the strip club with Hap’

Sneezy’s not sick, he has mastered fake
No one suspects how often he and Dopey get baked

Grumpy stomps around the cottage
Angry that Boozy Bashful won’t share his bottle

Doc is the most interesting one of all
Because his secret is by far the most fun
Doc’s The Doctor under his hood
He often flees to his Tardis hidden in the woods

I bet you thought you knew about these seven
Now you’re enlightened about their transgressions
You may wish you hadn’t read these details
But I hope I haven’t spoiled the fairytale.