Try this one — my favorite
You’re not supposed to be here.
Don’t worry, I waited ‘til I was alone.
Before you brought me this lacey thing?
Yes because I knew I had to see you
Wearing this one immediately
I can be quiet, I promise
No one will ever know
I’ll keep whispering as long as
We’re here in this tiny space but
I can’t promise to keep my hands
To myself when you show me how
Deliciously sexy you look in this
Tiny black thing that had to be
Made for you… only for you
Or maybe it’s really for me
[It’s all about the shape… I hope it looks as it should whether laptop or phone or tablet…]
The idea for this came to me during a conversation with Andrew after his very humorous Supermarket Sin post. (May I call you Andrew? Or is there some other name I should use? Because in my head, for some strange reason everything I come up with is incredibly inappropriate… or magically delicious.)