bitchfest | m – my mind #atozchallenge

Posted on 16 April 2017 by what sandra thinks

#atozchallenge 2017 | bitchfest | what sandra thinks

I have 6 minutes to post something before I’m officially late.

I’m going to be late.

My mind has been giving me grief lately. Okay, it gives me grief kind of often. But lately, it’s a bit different. I’m not having weird hyper-emotional moments like I tend to have. Instead, I’m distracted. Or something.

So I’m just going to see what weird shit comes out of my mind…

It’s been 19 minutes since I started typing this post. And this is what I’ve got. Granted, SNL is distracting me. I shall now hide my face and admit that Harry Styles has a pretty amazing voice. But he looked better with longer hair. Jesus, he’s young enough to be my… um… much younger brother. I am creepy.

I made a cheesecake last night. I’m stunned I made it through today without devouring it. But really, I didn’t have time to remember it was in the fridge. I had to make chocolate-toffee-walnut bark… and brown sugar shortbread cookies dipped in chocolate… and… Ooh, time for the fake news…

I’d love to know how it’s possible that I drank a giant iced coffee at 9pm yet I’m yawning and could drop at any moment. Am I now immune to caffeine? That was a fucking 32 oz vat of coffee. Staying awake wasn’t the mission, though. Deliciousness and a headache cure — those were the goals.

It has been 37 minutes since I started typing this post. And I still have no point. My frustration only grows… and I wonder if my mind is ever going to stop jumping around distracting me from, well, everything.

Oh… I’m sorry. I just dozed off for a minute.

It has been 47 minutes since I started typing this post. I think my mind is telling me it’s time to give up and get some sleep.

This messed up stream of consciousness is brought to you by exhaustion, 68 minutes, and the letter m.

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About what sandra thinks

Sandra is a writer, sometimes blogger, poet, artist, emotional disaster. She thinks far too much and sleeps far too little. Sandra lives in the Northeastern U.S. but dreams of an oceanfront home in Italy, but she would settle for a non-oceanfront home in Italy. She loves books, brutal honesty, coffee, and the color black. She hates insincerity, beer, whipped cream, and facebook. And she is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person.
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21 Responses to bitchfest | m – my mind #atozchallenge

  1. sonofabeach96 says:
    16 April 2017 at 1:34 am

    I just had a vision of The Count saying that last sentence. 😃

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  2. ladieswholunchreviews says:
    16 April 2017 at 8:54 am

    First off, don’t you people sleep?? Second, uh, off, that was a great post! N and the following letters are giving me trouble as I agonize over this like it was a job and someone was paying me…

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  3. Meg Sorick says:
    17 April 2017 at 11:42 am

    I love reading how your mind works! Stream of consciousness is a pretty cool thing! And I hope you took photos and notes on all those goodies for a future guest post, my dear! 😉

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  4. KatieComeBack says:
    28 April 2017 at 11:35 pm

    OK, don’t feel creepy – anything over 18 is legal! 😀

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  5. Angel says:
    30 May 2017 at 9:08 am

    Have you heard his album? 🙂 I think his short hair is cute 🙂

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