I’ve been invited by A Momma’s View to participate in the three-day-three-quote thingy (yes, I make up my own names for stuff). Thanks for thinking of me!
Three rules:
• Thank the person who nominated you.
• Post 1-3 quotes for 3 consecutive days.
• Nominate 3 blogs each day for 3 consecutive days.
. [Well, I pretty much never do the nominating part… I don’t want anyone to feel obligated… sometimes I don’t even participate… so play along if you feel like it… or just laugh at my quotes.]
One quote came to mind immediately so I’ve decided to go with it… And since I seem to have a problem shutting up, you know I’m going to do three each day.
Day One – Homer Simpson edition
Lisa: Yeah Dad, you’re always telling me and Bart to apologize.
Homer: Yeah, but I’m always secretly disappointed when you do.
Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Tomorrow… well, I’ve got a theme in mind, but I don’t want to ruin it for you.
what sandra thinks 
Haha. The Simpsons have some of the best quotes, especially the episodes about mid-way through the amount of time the shows been running. I love Grandpa Simpson’s nonsensical stories : “We wore an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time.” Lol.
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Hahhaha! I had a hard time choosing only 3… I had so many I wanted to use! I mean, really, Homer saying, “You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.” Hahaha! 😀
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haha that simpsons picture made me laugh
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Glad to make you laugh!
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Hahahaha… love it! I actually heard their voices when reading the quotes 🙂
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Yes! That happens to me all the time, with Homer, especially. 🙂
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I love Homer… probably a little too much. “You don’t win friends with salad” was a catchphrase in our house for a while!
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Oh, that’s a good one! “Donuts… Is there anything they can’t do?” is popular here. 🙂
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“trying is the first step towards failure” 🙂
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Haha! My kids still sing Bart’s “I am so great” song from that flashback episode when Bart was upset they had Lisa.
And this one… makes me laugh every time: “If you hate your job, you don’t go on strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”
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Love it! Oh, and “purple is a fruit” makes me laugh still 😀
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Hahaha! You’ll have to speak up. I’m wearing a towel.
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Whenever I’m preparing cheese, in any quantity, I’m always thinking to myself “hmm, 84 slices of American cheese”
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Hahaha! 😄
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Love it! I love the Simpsons 🙂
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Haha these are great Sandra. 🙂
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