What makes you laugh?
Penis and balls jokes.
Come on. Even just the word penis is funny.
Sometimes, my daughter and I will be laughing hysterically, but the boys don’t seem to find us amusing. I don’t know what’s wrong with them. They must be broken.
We literally collected old balls to donate with some other things, and until we brought them to the donation site, we had a bag of balls by the front door.
My daughter: “Hey, Dad, when are you going to get rid of the ball sack?”
Come on. That’s fucking hilarious.
I won’t even get into the 8-inches we got last night. (Of snow, people. Snow.)
I wonder if they have 8 inches for me…?
p.s. — I am so mature. Everybody says so.