Dear Vanilla Cheesecake Bars,
I could eat a whole pan of you. But why is your recipe for an 8×8 pan? That’s too small. I’ve used a 9×9 pan a couple of times, but I didn’t change the recipe. It’s not more cheesecake. It’s just a psychological game I play with myself. I thought of doubling your recipe, but I wasn’t sure you’d bake properly. Maybe this is your way of controlling my enormous capacity for cheesecake. Um… thank you??
Part of my brain thinks I’ll find joy under the crust when I eat you up, but the rest of my brain knows I won’t. So I’ll have to settle for the joy of you on my tongue. Apologies… that came out a lot dirtier than it sounded in my head.
Love,
p.s. — You’re welcome, in advance:
Delicious! My Instant Pot makes the best cheesecake I’ve had. Promised youngest I’ll make a chocolate peanut butter cheesecake for his birthday this week. Not my favorite, but maybe I’ll do a chocolate one just for mine!
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I don’t have an instant pot. I keep thinking about asking for one as a gift but I don’t know where I’d keep it. I have no more kitchen space!
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Seems to be delicious!
I haven’t eaten a lot of cheese cakes maybe cause I don’t like ’em?
I tried a blueberry one though, kinda liked it!
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My husband and son don’t like cheesecake either. I don’t get it. I could probably count on one hand the desserts I *don’t* like…
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Same. I have a huge sweet tooth xD
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And since this damn quarantine, mine is out of control.
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Lol, I only have cravings for two things all the time now : chocolate or cheese xD
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I have a problem with chocolate as well…
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Ohho..
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I was just researching how to make a New York style cheesecake, which is waaaayyyy too complicated. I’m making these instead!
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I’ve been thinking of experimenting with some cheesecake recipes I’ve found. But I’m going to go through a lot of cream cheese if I do that… and I’d hate to have any of them not work out because then I’ll feel like it’s such a waste. But how bad could they turn out? I’d probably eat them anyway!
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Exactly!
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16 servings, or 4 Sandra servings?
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I cut it into 9 squares. But I could have done 4. I have very little control when it comes to cheesecake.
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The words cheesecake and control should never appear in the same sentence!
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OMG, I just got hard reading this…..is it odd that vanilla turns me on? Or is it odd that I have a hard on and I’m not a dude and don’t have a cock? Sorry for making this sexual….Best Regards, Your Pervy Friend Lennon XO
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Oh my god. You’re crazy! Love you!
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Those sound delicious… [Goes to add to the grocery list.]
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Next, I’m going to make Snickerdoodle Cheesecake Squares. It’s a new recipe I haven’t tried yet…
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That also sounds delicious!
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