Deep blue eyes. Thanks, Dad.
Excessive worrying. Thanks, Mom. Hmm… and Dad.
Dark circles under my eyes. Thanks, Dad.
Deep love for coffee. Thanks, Mom and Dad.
Late night cravings for potato chips. Thanks, Mom.
Love of all things cheese. Thanks, Dad.
Smarty pants. Thanks, Dad.
Talent for baking. Thanks, Mom.
Creativity. Thanks, Mom.
Big boobs. Thanks, Grandma.
But why didn’t I get Mom’s green thumb, Mom’s outgoing personality or Dad’s ambition? Oh well. At least I got that special gift from Grandma.
p.s.— This was a rough one. Better late than never, I guess.
©2019 what sandra thinks
🤣🤣🤣 Love this! Granny’s special gift…lol
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🙂 I was just glad that I came up with this idea… about 30 minutes ago… because it’s getting late and I thought I was going to miss a day! Amusingly, I went to my yearly appointment with my gynecologist today… but I thought I’d not write about that. LOL
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Genetics are a funny thing. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but it doesn’t hit every branch on the way down. 😃
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I broke most of the branches on my way down. That must be why I have such a headache.
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Hahaha! Well, unless you’re a homesteader, does one really need a green thumb? 🤔
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Well, my yard could look much nicer. My mom’s looks like she has a team of professionals, but it’s all just her…
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Everything I try to plant gets eaten by a rogue cow, it seems. The fuckers are like Houdini.
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I don’t have a cow to blame. I just suck!
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Bastards. You don’t want one. They don’t have a very discriminating palette. 😏
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No, I don’t want one! I already have several human animals. 😛
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I hear ya’. They shit everywhere too. Hey, that might help you grow stuff! Though, I have better luck growing my stuff with chicken shit. 😏
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Hahaha… are you growing anything good? Or is that illegal to grow there? lol
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Moi? Not in a million. 😏
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Haha… 🌿 There is no appropriate emoji…
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Hahaha! That needs to be addressed! 😃
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I’ll take it up at the next meeting. 😏
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I’ll second that motion. 😃
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Cool, I love your granny’s gift to you. ❤
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That is a common reaction. 🙂 ❤
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There’s a couple of interesting points about this post. For the life of me I just can’t put my finger on them!
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Haha… cute!
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That, or creepy! xx
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A little bit of both, I guess. Haha!
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I would be all set if I had the big boobs & talent for baking hahaha. I loved this one, Sandra. I never thought about the little things that I got from my parents & grandparents!
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There are other things that I don’t like, of course. I left those out!
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We all have things we don’t like about ourselves!
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I’m not sure who I got my “gift” from, but it’s not gardening. Thumb-related, but with respect to size not colour.
The undisclosed genetic benefactor of one little one will have to go unthanked.
Oh well, at least I have that sense of humour from my uncle Frank.
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And a great sense of humor it is…!
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