[Disclaimer: I am not a musician. I can sing. I remember most of the recital piece I played on the piano when I was 6. But I’m not a musician. I know what I like and what I don’t like and what will likely be the soundtrack when I arrive in hell. And I know I’m opinionated as fuck. Especially about music.]
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This is going to be embarrassing. I’m not sure what possessed me to do it. I guess I thought it would be fun… and hopefully funny. But I reserve the right to deny everything. I’ll just say someone else swiped my laptop and posted it.
We all have guilty pleasures, right? Songs I mean. Not that we don’t have non-music guilty pleasures… but that’s a different post. One song in particular came to mind when I thought ‘guilty pleasure’… but I thought it would be fun (or something) to have more than one. So I went through my music collection. I called out artist names, asking my family, “Should I be embarrassed that I like [questionable artist here]?”
I’m not sure about their answers… but here are a few songs I think of as guilty pleasures… some more embarrassing than others.
Shall we begin the humiliation?
Mandy – Barry Manilow
When I was little, some people called me ‘Sandy’. (And I hated it so much… still do… please no!) I’m sure you can see where this is going. I was serenaded with this song (with the obvious name substitution) by everyone… dad, friends, sisters… it even came back to haunt me with my college friends. (And by then no one called me horrible ‘Sandy’ *shudder* except when singing this to me…) I guess I should hate this song, but listening to it reminds me of some special people I’ve had in my life.
Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
My husband doesn’t think I should consider this a guilty pleasure. I think I do because it’s kind of a departure from my usual fare. And it doesn’t feel like me… but I love it anyway. I love to sing it (at the top of my lungs alone in the car, usually). And it makes me want to dance. [Yes, even at my age, you know, 29ish, I have watched the video repeatedly trying to learn the dance moves.]
Story of My Life – One Direction
This is really embarrassing. I don’t even know what to say. But damn, did my daughter and I ever bond over this one! Oh… and if you can bear it (or turn off the sound), the video is genius – old photos brought to life… boys walking into those photos. It’s pretty fucking cool. And I cannot believe I just used the words ‘pretty fucking cool’ in a blurb about One Direction. What is happening to me?
And finally…
Bye Bye Bye – *NSYNC
I must preface by saying that I hate Justin Timberlake so much. He was never the greatest talent among these boys… he was just the youngest one with the awful blond-fro that the little girls swooned over. [I don’t get it.] But singing? JC has all the talent. I always wished he’d do some John-Mayer-like music because his voice is beautiful. (He’s had some physically beautiful moments, too. Hey, I’m not creepy… dude is 40 now!)
I met these guys 15 years ago. It was a little fan thing… (I knew a deejay… which had its advantages…) The boys took a couple of minutes with every fan there… said hello, posed for pics. They were so nice. Except for Justin, who was kind of an asshat. While the other guys were sweet and engaging, he seemed like he had somewhere better he wanted to be. To this day, I cannot look at him without cringing. (Too bad the video still below has to have his annoying face.)
Profound (ha) fuck off-ish lyrics…
Girl I’m doing this tonight
You’re probably gonna start a fight
I know this can’t be right, hey baby come on
I loved you endlessly
And you weren’t there for me
So now it’s time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can’t take no more, it ain’t no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby bye, bye, bye
Please try not to laugh at me too much. I don’t want anyone to get hurt.
It could be worse. I was perusing through mine not long ago and found (gasp)….a Culture Club CD. Shhhhh. Keep that on down low please. 😔
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I have one of those, too… so your secret’s safe with me… 🙂
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Nice guilty pleasures you have there! And why are you embarrassed of 1D’s Story of My Life? It’s a nice song I believe!
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I think it’s a nice song, too. It’s just not something I’d normally listen to…! 🙂
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I like every song you put up there… Even that Nsync one which I am humming now since you had a vid up… thanks for that. Let me think,
Owl City – Fireflies and the dentist song.
Little bird house in your souls.. by … errr LOL not sure anymore on my ipod.
and Taco… Puttin on the Ritz.
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Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants. I love that song!
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In my iPod playing in the car all the time (laugh)
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They are from right around here. I remember seeing them play live. It was a tiny club and the whole place was bouncing. Like, literally. It was one of the most fun nights ever!
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I like these songs, but only in small doses. Meaning, that I wouldn’t listen to them all the time.
~Mary
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I actually wouldn’t either. But I do like them… and I’m somewhat embarrassed by that… haha!
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Too wonderful! You know how much I love Meghan Trainor and I do like all those songs you named. Plus Karma Chameleon, I mean, who doesn’t love that song? 😉
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Hahaha… I prefer ‘Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?’ personally… 😀 Somehow, I knew you’d be on board with this post! 🙂
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Hahaha, yes, that’s me! Sorry I’m late keeping up with everything. Had to drive out of town Thursday for a funeral and just got back tonight…
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I’m sorry… 😦 I’m struggling to keep up right now, too. I have no future a to z posts already written… tomorrow is Sunday and I’d love to write a few posts to get a little ahead… but, you know, kids, husband… I may have to hide!
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My parents sang me that song when I was little lol. And no embarrassment at Lady GaGa I love that song too, such great dancing and costumes. She’s a talented lady on pop/dance or otherwise. Hey new CD although more restrained is awesome 🙂 and howcsn you not love NSYNC ? 😊👍
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Oh yes! Of course people sang Mandy to you, too! ☺
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Hehe my friend likes to say that no one likes justin timberlake….his music sure but never him.😅
Love all your guilting pleasure songs!
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I can’t even listen to him. He’s always been to high-pitched and whiny. Grates on my nerves. He’s the human version of fingernails on a chalkboard!
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I do like his solo stuff. Some of it at least. But then, we both know that I am always into the bubble-gum pop music haha
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It really affects me a LOT when I don’t like someone. I can’t bear their music… or their movies if it’s an actor… I must be a very angry person. 😀
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The actor thing affects me much more than a singer. If i dont like an actor i am so vocal about it. Lol
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Cameron Diaz. I cannot stand to ever see her face or hear her talk. Makes me want to rip my eyes out and ram them into my ears so I can’t hear her. LOL
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Anne Hathaway and Keira Knighlty
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I don’t mind Keira Knightly… but yes… Anne Hathaway… I don’t like her either!
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I liked Anne in the Princess Diaries movies but that’s about it. Outside of those two she is just bleh. With Keira I think it’s how she talks…Just like Cameron Diaz with you, it’s like nails on a chalk board
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Hahaha 😀
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I love Bad Romance and Poker Face and Paparazzi and … well you get the idea! Gaga is outside my normal music realm too but I really like her. Not so much the other stuff on the list – I never got into any of the boy bands. But back in the day I was into ABBA and I’ve seen Mamma Mia on Broadway three times!
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I don’t care about most of Lady Gaga’s music… A really I just love that song. I don’t know how much I was “into” boy bands. I love this song. Maybe a couple others. Never listened to any other boy band…
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My niece was all about the Backstreet Boys and Nick Carter so I had way more exposure to them. 😀
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The younger girls love the singing boys. I never would have heard that One Direction song if my daughter didn’t exist… ahh… see the joy she brings?
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Yep! But with my luck I’d have a Bieber obsessed girl! 😦
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Thank god my kid was never into him. I think he had slinked out of the picture before my daughter got into this stuff… because my son who’s almost 3 years older used to tell me that the girls in his grade were obsessed with him 2 or 3 years ago…
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Phew! Thank god for that! Lol!
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I was a Backstreet Boys girl (I LOVED Brain). With Nsync I loved JC. Never was a Justin fan. He sounded like he was singing through his nose! I have a love/hate relationship with Lady Gaga’s music. I am also a closet Manilow fan. My mother loves him. Seen him in concert 3 times.
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JC has such a beautiful voice. It’s such a shame he doesn’t really use it anymore…! I used to listen to Barry Manilow with my mom. 🙂
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I love the first 3 of those songs. I don’t really know the 4th and I don’t judge. Lady Gaga is hella talented IMO. I have a double-disk set of Barry Manilow and it’s on my shuffle!! I also love Ed Sheeran and wish my dd would marry him so we could have adorable singing ginger grandbabies. No guilt, no regrets.
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Hahaha… my daughter loves Ed Sheeran. Best wishes to your dd… I hope it all works out for you/her/Ed. 😀
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AND MY MUSICAL GINGER BABIES.
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Why are you embarrassed to say you like a 1D song ??!! I think a lot of people don’t listen to One Direction only because of the “12 year old fans” stigma associated with them. You should definitely listen to them, they’re amazing. Especially their latest album Made In The AM.
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I agree with the 12 year old fans thing… I think for me it’s also a huge departure from my usual music… 🙂
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