[Disclaimer: I am unapologetically opinionated. I easily slip into bitch-mode. But I’ve never been good at faking anything… and why would I want to be? This is me… blunt and honest… ranting about things I hate. I may say something you find offensive… but please don’t be offended… it’s not personal. Except to me… because it’s my personal opinion.]
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a | autocorrect
Seriously… What the duck fuck?
It would be fabulous if our I could send a text message and scruffy actually send the message I intended to send. But no… after I got type the Dan damn think thing if I have to proofread it. A ducking fucking text message! I have to proofread it… To circulate correct all three the ridiculous eyes errors.
This. With Shit line like this is what I’m taking talking about:
“I’m going home nectar because I funny don’t want to go out. Maybe Sunfire sometime later we can go get stunt some IV ice bean cream. But for now, I’m going home to start coming cooking.”
Hope How often in finding conversation so do I ever use the word nectar? Sunfire??? WTF? Oh… and I love when I get random words I’ve never even heard of… are they even tell real rid weird woods weird woods weird words?
Synergies Sunshine Someone’s Sometimes I wonder if my phone’s brain is trying to duck fuck with me. Well… I’ve pushed outsmarted you, you handheld bastard! I have removed duck and ducks and ducked and ducking from your dictionary. Ahahaha.
Fuck you.
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Autocorrect. Bane of my existence.
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I know people would understand this!
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Right?? How many people actually use ‘ducking’ on a daily basis?!
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According to every phone ever, every person ever! 😀
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😂😂😂 Autocorrect can be such a nuisance.
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🙂
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Wait. You can do that?? Because I can’t tell you how much my phone thinks I talk about ducks.
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YES! I’m not sure what phone you have so I’m not 100% sure how… but if I type the word ‘duck’ and it shows up like that in the ‘suggestion box’, I can long press and it will ask me if I want to remove it from my dictionary. I just did the same thing with ducked, ducking… etc. You can probably also go to settings and to dictionary… but I’m not sure about that. I can’t do it on my phone currently but it could be the keyboard I’m using. Or my version of Android. (Yeah, no iphones here).
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Thanks! I’ll look around and see if I can figure it out.
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Good luck! 🙂
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I regularly talk about ducking ducks and winkers and bustards. I like to sometimes not correct my autocorrect. If it is rude enough to correct me, then I’m rude enough to ignore. Thank God it knows how to spell ‘Ask me Bollix’. Great start to #AtoZChallenge. I look forward to lots more bitching and shenanigans from you. Drop over and see how me and Maisie ( my ma) are getting on. http://www.dublinhousewife.com . Loads of bitching going on there. Bernie xxx
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I will check it out! Sometimes, I don’t correct autocorrect… if it’s really funny. But most of the time, it’s just REALLY annoying!! Thanks again for reading!
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Lovely entry and too spot on!! Auto correct just doesn’t know when to stop…Nice…I’ll follow the other entries
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I’m glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for stopping by!
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I changed “ducking” to “fucking” so that comes up automatically for me now at least.
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We have to teach our phones…!
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Fabulous! I cannot count how many messages I’ve sent with weird stuff in them cause I just assumed it would print what I typed! Too funny!
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My husband loved the one where I told him I’d be home soon and I’d start coming. Hahahaa!
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Hahaha. I wish I’d written mine down. Usually I’ll be texting someone like my brother and don’t check what I sent till I get a text back that says what the hell are you talking about? 🙂
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I had the biggest problem with my old LG it always made up words that I would never in my life say, or anyone would use for that matter???! So infuriating!
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Oh wow — that started for me when I had an LG, too! Weird! I thought it was me… must be the phone!
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Ya the problem hasn’t been as bizarre for me since switching to samsung
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OoOO I think this was a good choice of a theme for you! 😉
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Hahahhaa Because I’m so good at bitching… 😀
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Hehe i love it!
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Preach!!! I hate it too! Why don’t I turn it off???? Can I turn it off? It’s got me in some kind of mind lock or some shit. I HATE AUTOCORRECT! 😃😃
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I think you can turn it off… but then you’d have to fix all the shit that it DOES fix properly… I think that would be worse! 😀
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You’re probably right. 😏
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Love this! So true! What really sucks is when you correct autocorrect, then it recorrects to the wrong word you just corrected to the correct one. Er, the one you really wanted to write. Can’t wait for the next letter 🙂
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Haha… yes! And then you send because you thought it was fixed and then you look like a moron… 😄
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I’ve posted before how much my phone haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates me. It’s even started subbing in misspelled words for real ones…like rwading for reading….
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Wow… the misspelled words… that is messed up!
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how are you feeling
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I’m fine thanks…
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great
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Oh Holy Hell I hate the autocorrect most days. I am constantly fixing it to what I actually mean!
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If only it could be more accurate!
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That was hilarious! And true! The intuitive keyboard on iPhone learns after a while, so the more often you change duck to fuck, it will eventually put fuck first! From talking so much to Cake from Cake or Death? And Son of a Beach? My phone automatically capitalizes Cake and Beach now. Doh!
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Wow. I don’t think I have strong enough friendships for that. Being a bitch and all. lol. My son’s name can be a regular word but my phone has learned to capitalize it… It seems to learn some things but others it continues to fuck up…
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I think for me it’s just a testimony to how much time I spend on my phone! (Lame!)
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I spend more on my laptop… but maybe just as much. I cannot stand typing much on my phone anyway. I’m SO much faster with a keyboard…
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I am too, the phone is just more convenient sometimes!
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Yeah… it is. Remember when you only had a phone at home? For talking? lol
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With a cord!!! Now we start bitching about kids these days! 😜
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