First thing…
Yes, YouTube. I want to ‘skip ad’. Who the fuck doesn’t want to ‘skip ad’?
Second thing…
“We make our own luck” is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
luck (noun): success or failure brought by chance rather than through one’s own actions
By definition, one cannot ‘make’ luck. It just happens. Or doesn’t happen. Or is bad.
Thing three…
I appreciate the thought… but my husband needs to stop buying me ‘a little treat’ because he knows I’d like said treat. Hell, I like most treats… which is why I don’t need them in my face… even if they’re only available ‘for a limited time‘. I mean, truly they are fucking delicious, but I don’t need my thighs getting any more um… delicious… because I will eat that whole damn package.
Another thing…
If you shoot me with your Nerf gun, you should not be surprised when I shoot back. (With my Nerf gun. Probably.)
Next thing…
Do not get fucking irritated with me for asking you the same thing a million times. If you listened or answered or took action the first time, I would never speak of it again. Obviously, you are irritated with you… not me.
And another thing…
I really cannot stand the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Then this thing…
This morning (well, Friday morning… it’s Saturday now), I finally outwitted the hopeless, useless part of my brain (for a little while, anyway) and called two employment agencies. I was transferred to voicemail for one of them and the dude never called me back. But I’m meeting with the other one on Tuesday. This may go nowhere. But it was a huge accomplishment for fucked-up me to take this step… to make the call. I know, it sounds like nothing to the rest of the world. ‘So what? You made a phone call. What’s the big deal?‘ But for me, as pathetic as it sounds, this was a big deal.
Final thing…
Seth Meyers is way better than Jimmy Fallon.
[I know… this was way more than a ‘couple things’…]
Jimmy Fallon has really gone south. His shtick is wearing thin. OMG I can’t stand the peppers, and I’m a bassist. I must get that nerf gun, but only after I watch my favor compilation of awesome you tube videos called ‘don’t skip this’.
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Hahaha 😃 I was a little afraid some peppers fan was going to flip out on me… but I can take it. Yeah, parts of Fallon’s show I used to like are just kind of annoying now. And it really irks me when he first comes out for his monologue and he says “welcome” 50 times… add then he says, “Welcome to the Tonight Show… This is it! You’re here! You made it!” Like being there is the best thing that could ever happen to someone. That makes me cringe. My actual nerf gun isn’t quite that big… boo!
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I want a giant…Nerf 😊
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Many things are better when they’re giant. 😀
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Super size me! 😃
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My kid ever shoots me with THAT nerd gun? It’s curtains for said kid. Yeah, Fallon is overrated.
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Haha. Apparently, that guy worked (or works) for NASA… and he made that thing. I kinda want one… 😃 Maybe it will come in handy if a job interview doesn’t go well. No idea how I’d sneak it in, though…
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Hey, by the way, that’s awesome that you’re puttin’ yourself out there. Hope you get the gig. I’m sure your interview will go great. Nervous at all?
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Well, this is only to meet a recruiter at an employment agency… Not really for any specific job. I am a little nervous but not as much as I will be when it gets closer…
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It’s kinda weird, but as introverted as I am, generally, I’ve always done well with interviews. Hope the person is able to find you something up your alley. I still say you should be a party planner. 😃
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Let me know next time you’re having a party… ☺
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Haha! I’ll do that. 😃
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Yes! To the phone call!!! Best of luck with a call back! That’s awesome! 😃 I’m never up for any of the late night shows so I have no idea… but I kinda like the chili peppers, not love, just like. I would be a menace with a nerf gun. We have big water guns for the pool!!! 😈
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Thanks… Oh yeah, we have water guns, too… But it’s off season. 😃 You should watch Seth… even just his opening… It’s the best! If I fall asleep I just watch it online the next day… ☺
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That’s a good idea, I forget about YouTube etc!
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Eeeeeekkkkkkk…..I love every single thing about this post and I agree with almost all of it! Notice I said almost? Jimmy Fallon….sigh…..he’s so beautiful! Yeah, I’m kinda over his show but he doesn’t have to talk…I just want to look at him. That’s all. I know, creep much? Yeah, obviously I do. And…for the job thing??? I’m soooo fucking proud of you! Yeah, it’s a call and an appointment and that’s fucking huge! That’s my girl!
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You’re so funny… 😃 It’s definitely his show that’s made me like Jimmy Fallon less. I still enjoy some of it… but some of the stuff he does has gotten old. I wish he’d do slap poker more often… 😄
I really don’t know if anything is going to come out of this appointment… and I’m still shocked I was able to make it. I hope it goes alright… I suck at ‘people’… like, talking to them. (Yes, I said I suck AT people… not I suck people. Although… given the right man…)
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Is it crazy that I’m so excited you made those phone calls? I’m so proud of you!!! I know what a big step that was for you <3. Sending so many hugs your way…
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Aww… thanks, Diane! ❤ I know this stuff is nothing for normal people… but as we all know, I’m far from normal…
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So proud of you!
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Oooo I sometimes watch the ads on youtube. It depends on what they are for haha. And WOO-to the freaking -HOO you called TWO agencies!! You deserve those treats for making that step. Way to go you!
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so I just re-ready my comment as it was posting, and I really am super excited for you for calling. I know it can sound like I was being sarcastic, but I’m not. Read that in like the most “my little pony” bubbly voice you can muster.
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Oh, I didn’t think you were being sarcastic! And my most bubbly ‘my little pony’ voice probably sounds like Darth Vader… 😏
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hehe I’m glad you understood it! 😀 and it’s ok to sound like Darth Vader. Apparently the dark side has cookies so that’s a place I’d consider going…
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Thanks, gf! It seems so pathetic that a couple of phone calls is so huge for me… but anyway… I’m hoping this will make it easier for me to make others… Of course, it would be awesome if I got a job out of this and didn’t have to call anyone… ☺
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Oh goodness I hate making phone calls as well! Especially for personal things like that. I get so anxious about it. You are not alone in that feeling. I hope you get a job out of it as well! ❤
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All your “things” are hilarious! Good luck on the interview.
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Thank you… I really hate this sort of thing. Of course, I’m not sure anyone enjoys it…!
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SOOO proud of you for making the calls. Don’t discount the appointment; it might work out for you. I hope it works out for you! And yes, Fallon used to be good, back in the day. Now hubs and I watch Stephen Colbert instead. Well, he does. I go to bed 🙂
Good luck!
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I like Stephen, too. During the Olympics, I watched him and James Corden… I liked James, too. He’s really funny. ☺
Thank you so much for your support. I hope something good comes from this appointment, too. I guess at least I’ll have someone helping me…
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I hear you on the treats. The hubs is incapable of buying “just one” so if I like one, he comes home with THREE BOXES. You know…to “stock up.” WHICH JUST MAKES ME FAT. lol
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Ugh… yes… my husband LOVES to stock up!
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Stock ME up and make me stocky. lol
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You made a phone call…that’s awesome! And no, I am not being sarcastic at all. 😊
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I know… thank you. I even went to meet with a recruiter today… ☺
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You went through with it? Amazing! 😁How’d it go?
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It wasn’t for any specific job but I think it went well. I’m going to try to post about it. ☺
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I hope this doesn’t sound patronizing, but I’m really proud of you. 💗
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Not at all. I do feel like it’s pathetic that these things are huge accomplishments for me… but they are. And I appreciate the support so much. ❤
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It’s NOT pathetic. Whenever you think it is, remember that M disagrees vehemently. 💗
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Thanks… Your words made me smile. ☺❤
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I’m so glad. ♥
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Haha this is excellent!
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Thanks! 🙂
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