Please know — this was not my idea!
I’m not sure if I should be flattered or offended that someone and someone thought a poem should be written on this topic… and that I was the ‘poet‘ to do it!
I’m going to go with questionably flattered. But, oh my, what does this say about my character?!?
I hope it provides a laugh.
I once met a man so gorgeous I panicked…
Overwhelmed by our flirtatious dynamic.
My feelings were strong
But it went horribly wrong
‘Cause at the beach he wore a banana hammock.
I am sure I shouldn’t ask this… but… now I wonder what others would suggest I write about…? Should you so desire, let me know in the comments. And I may or may not oblige. But hell, if I took on the ‘banana hammock‘ theme… nothing is off limits!
what sandra thinks 
Hahaha, perfect! I think the two someones chose the perfect person to make this adorably funny ❤
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I’m glad to provide some laughs… But I cannot imagine why they thought of me… 😉 Maybe they think I like banana splits… 😀
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Of course, I bet that’s it 😉
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HAHA this is great! I always enjoy your writing 🙂
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Love to make people laugh! 😀
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Hahahahaha! It’s awesome! I knew you were the girl for the job! Wait till Beach sees this!
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Yeah, I’m the right girl for some pretty odd jobs. I swear, I should charge admission to my life. What a freak show! 🙂
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It’s a good thing I’m not a gambler, because I would have bet on having visual accompaniment! 😵
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I thought about it, but I couldn’t bring myself to even google it. I’d be scarred for what’s left of my life! 😛
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Right?!? Pictures of Borat! Eww!
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Hahaha! Yes – gross!!
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Nobody wants to see that!
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Me too! 😊
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Right?!?
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I think she did a fine job. 😃
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LOL!! Yes, a deal breaker for sure!! Wonderful! 😛
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😀 Glad you enjoyed it! It was surprisingly easy to write. Again, no idea what that says about me!
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LOL! Just that you’re an awesome poet!! 😀
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Who spends a lot of time thinking about male sex parts. 😀
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Ain’t nothing wrong with that! You’ve been to my blog, right? It’s all male sex parts, lol!
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Oh, yes. I know. We have much in common. lol 😀
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Hilarious! And eww! 😂
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I know… so gross!
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Very good, made me chuckle!
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Happy to hear that!
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That’s absolutely fantastic!!! I’m not sure if you’ll a request any more odd than a banana hammock. You’re a good sport! 😃🍻
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Thanks… I aim to please. Or something like that… 🙂
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Hahaha! I’m thrilled that you played along with our somewhat innocent shenanigans. My vote? You nailed it! Now, I look forward to any other requests you may get. 😃
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Thanks. 🙂 But…. no one seems to have bitten yet on that offer!
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Want us to come with a few more suggestions? 😃
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Um… I’m scared. 😛
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Hahaha! Just say the word…😃
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You can try… but I cannot promise anything! 🙂
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😃
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Oh, and it’s a compliment. Be flattered! 😃
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😁
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Love this. You always put a smile on my face 🙂
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Thanks! I’m glad to make you smile. Sometimes, it’s good to just be silly. 🙂
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Absolutely! 🙂
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The 2 someone’s made the perfect choice in you to pen this! You should def do more! 🙂
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