Please know — this was not my idea!
I’m going to go with questionably flattered. But, oh my, what does this say about my character?!?
I hope it provides a laugh.
I once met a man so gorgeous I panicked…
Overwhelmed by our flirtatious dynamic.
My feelings were strong
But it went horribly wrong
‘Cause at the beach he wore a banana hammock.
I am sure I shouldn’t ask this… but… now I wonder what others would suggest I write about…? Should you so desire, let me know in the comments. And I may or may not oblige. But hell, if I took on the ‘banana hammock‘ theme… nothing is off limits!