I don’t often do these things, but when I do, it’s because I was nominated by Lennon (Fabulous With Glitches) and she is so awesome that I decided to participate. [Plus it only has a few rules. And I’m a lazy fuck. With a filthy mouth. Sorry if that’s offensive to you, but it has been proven that I cannot stop. Really. I’ve been tested.] Anyway, yes, Lennon is easily one of the coolest bloggers ever. We have much in common. Well, except that she’s very positive and upbeat. Ahem. [Hey. At least this implies that I think I’m cool.]
Rules (which I will not follow):
— Thank the blogger who nominated you and include a link to their blog. (See above.)
— Include one meme and one quote you really like. (Aww… just one?)
— Nominate 8-13 bloggers to receive this award. (Nope…)
— Ask your nominees 3 UNIQUE questions.
— Add a link to the awards creator. (Unknown.)
I had trouble choosing only one meme and quote. I have trouble choosing only one anything… I’ve just got too much love to spread around. (Stop gagging.)
meme.
quote.
“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
3 Unique Questions I Must Answer.
Use three words to describe you.
3 separate words? Or a phrase? Hm… snarky little bitch? Okay, 3 separate words… talented (see, I can be good to myself), naughty, cynical
If there was one job you could do for the rest of your life – what would it be?
The girl who oils up the male models on photo shoots. Or a writer. (Preferably a screenwriter so there’s greater hope of money and a trip to the Oscars. And a theme park.)
You’re going to be dumped on a desert island for a year and can take three things with you – what are they?
A super hot guy. Another super hot guy for when the first one gets tired. Hmm… third thing… um… birth control?
Thanks again, Lennon!
what sandra thinks 
Hee Hee! I love this! Your three things are brilliant. I’m sure one of those super hot guys would be Mr. Hawaii 5-0. 😀
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Of course. 😀 I have an obsession. Well, several. I’m glad you enjoyed this!
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Ooh! And you could take Hozier and he could sing to you. What’s his first name, do you know?
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Oh, great idea. Skip the birth control. LOL… His full name is Andrew Hozier-Byrne. 🙂
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Oh yes, you want to have those babies! That’s a nice name. 😊
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I have enough babies (who are not babies anymore…) but in my fantasy world, well, anything goes! 🙂
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Oh yes! I ain’t havin no more babies. I’d kill someone! 😳But you know…I’d have a celebrity fantasy baby. 😄
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Well, since Mr. Hawaii 5-0 is so delicious and I’m a pretty girl… imagine the cute baby? Aww… 😀
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I’d just like to imagine the cute daddy…well, the baby, if the daddy is holding her. 😄
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Oh, that is just… *sigh*
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Snarky little bitch, hmm? Funny. I love grumpy cat!
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I love him, too. He gets me. 😀
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I think I can relate sometimes 🙂
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Haha, love the way you started that. Congrats!
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🙂 Thanks!
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Holy Shit! You’re so hilarious!!! One boob at a time! That’s right, love everything about this post!
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Love that you enjoyed it! I had lots of fun with it. 🙂
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Thanks for the laugh with my coffee! 💜
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Happy to help. 🙂
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Does the oil rubbing girl get paid much? I’d imagine that’s a fairly competitive field. 😀
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Ha! Depending on how much the men enjoy my technique, I may not have to worry about money… I’ll just be a kept woman. (Do people use that expression anymore??)
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Haha! Ya’ know, I have no idea if people use that anymore or not. I’m no longer in the loop. Shit, I still say groovy, believe in karma, and like tie-dye. I’m no longer cool. 😃
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Ha! Well, what I think is cool would probably horrify kids these days. 🙂
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No doubt! 😃
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Hahaha! Missed this last night! You’re awesome. And I love your lofty career goals! 😀
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Yes, I think it’s important to have realistic and attainable goals… Mine are neither, of course. 😀
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Yeah, but somebody has to do it, right? 😀
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Yup. Might as well be me. I’m not doing anything else at the moment. 🙂
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You know, they might even take volunteers…
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If one of your really hot guys was Hook, he’d have his own ship. Desert island be damned – but would you really want to leave? LOL 😉 And I agree with everyone else, both hilarious and love your career choice! I’d intern for free 😀
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Oooh, yeah. Hook. Ship or no ship! Sigh. True about that particular career… plenty of benefits… paycheck not required!
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I’m new to the blogging world. Currently spending my time split between learning how it all works and trying to connect with other bloggers. Here’s hoping I get to a point where I can do fun stuff like this 🙂
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Awesome!!! Totally loved it! Go you 🙂
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