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Oh, not the giant jackpot.
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It’ll buy a couple of ice creams! 🙂
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Only if I get them at McDonalds! It’s not even enough for my usual coffee… which is about $3! And of course, my husband bought the ticket so technically the money is his… 😀
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What’s his is yours… especially with ice cream vouchers!
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Oh, that’s not even enough to buy another ticket! 🙂
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I told John to get a $2 scratch ticket…. Maybe we’ll win more… like maybe $10… 😛
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Well you just never know. Maybe that 10 might have more zeroes on it … wouldn’t that be nice!
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Definitely!
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$Lily you!
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Or even $illy you, lol!
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Ha! I knew what you meant… 😀
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Haha! It might buy you half a coffee at Starbucks! 😜
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Yeah… Probably less than half…! It won’t even be enough for my usual at Dunkin’!
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You have to be more specific when you wish to win the lottery. You’re lucky though. That’s $2 more than I won. 😃
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To bad it’s really not even mine… I didn’t buy the ticket… 😃
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Hahaha! Doubt they’d sue you over possession😃
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Probably not. 😀
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Never know though. People can be real assholes. 😃
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All I could think of was… “Blah, blah insurance, find me money!” … “I got ya a dollar!” 😀
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Hahaha! Those State Farm commercials have got nothing on Jake. The Jake commercial is, like, one of my favorites of all time. She sounds hideous…
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Oh I know! That’s the best!
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Never stops being funny! To me, anyway!
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Yay! 😄 You should go to a strip club! That’s two times you get to stuff a dollar in someone’s G string. 😂😂😈
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Hahahaha… I’ll just have the kids wait in the car. LOL
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Lol! Perfect!! 😂😂
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A win is a win! ❤ 🙂
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Yes… usually it’s zero! 🙂
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