[My apologies if the title of this post was misleading. I know you thought it was about an upcoming theatrical release. Or something. I also hope you’ll quickly realize this is not an especially serious post… just fun.]
June is my birthday month. The exact date is 6/11/whatever year makes me 29-ish.
[Weird fact: my daughter is a little clone of me… her birthday is 11/6… the reverse of mine… freaky!]
Why do I bring up the joyous date of my birth (which I’m sure my mom did not think was joyous around 9 o’clock that morning)? Clearly, it’s because I am incredibly considerate and want to give you ample shopping time.
I thought of making a wish list, but that never works out. I have the same problem at Christmas. Besides, the real gift is the sentiment… someone taking the time to think about me enough to choose just the thing. Infinitely better than him/her just grabbing something I asked for… like a new muffin tin… while at Target… picking up some tp. [FYI, I do not need a new muffin tin. However, you may commence calling me ‘muffin’ if you must.]
So… you’ve got 10 shopping days until my birthday!
If you’ve been around my blog for a while (or even if you haven’t), you ‘know’ me to some extent. [Possibly better than some people in my offline life…]
And I’m curious… What birthday gift you would give me? Tell me in the comments! No hurry… no pressure… you’ve got 10 days. [And of course, you can play my silly little birthday game or not… but I think it would be fun if you did.]
Oh, by the way, as you will not actually be purchasing said gift, the possibilities are limitless…
[Aside: I apologize if this post makes me seem like a selfish, self-centered crazy woman. I just thought it would be fun… and it may teach me something about myself…!]
I told my friends I have imaginary friends and I love them all at least we are there for one another
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Happy almost 29th birthday! (that year would be 1987 btw, same as me ;)) I think you’d need a really fantastic, high end, coffee machine for your house since you love coffee! Or perhaps just some wine – everyone loves wine yes? Or mayhaps an all inclusive paid vacation to the tropical destination of your choice?
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I’ll take it all! And I wish I was your age… 😛 I mean, yay! We are the same age!!! 😀
I do love my coffee… and I don’t drink often but wine would probably counteract my coffee habit a bit. And I could definitely use a vacation! I may be boring with my non-original wish, but I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii…
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Then hawaii it shall be!! Are you taking your family or will it be a solo trip? lol
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Hmm… if it’s a “what happens in Hawaii stays in Hawaii” thing, then I’m going alone… or with a close female friend. So we can pick up hot surfers. 😀
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Well, muffin, an early happy birthday wish to you! I would love it if we could go to Maui sometime, if I can talk hubby into letting me have the timeshare for a girls’ only week. I will begin working on that immediately and we will collect some blogging friends and make plans for the future! It may take me a year or two to convince him but I’ll do my best… 🙂
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Hahahaha! Thanks, Diane… you’re the best! And I’m sure it’ll take me at least a couple of years to save up for that plane ticket anyway…! There’s no shortage of hot surfers… we’ll find them no matter when we arrive! 😀
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that is the killer — from here it’s about $900, no cheap flights anymore 😦
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And I’m sure it’s even more from here. But it’s my birthday gift, so you’re paying, right? Ahahahaa 😀
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Of course, muffin!
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LOL!
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Happy early birthday! And I would probably get you wine, although leather does pop into mind as well… Maybe both! A bottle of wine and a leather jacket! 😄
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Oooh, that sounds awesome. I am going to have lots of wine… and I’d love a leather jacket. 🙂 Isn’t it fun to shop with imaginary money?!
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Thanks! 🙂
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(Snicker!) Muffin. 😃
I’d say coffee, a nice journal/blank notebook, or coffee. 😃
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I think you meant ‘and’ not ‘or’. 😀 Thank you. I will treasure them always. Except for the coffee… I will drink that. Right away. 🙂
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Haha! Drink it if ya’ got it, right? Nectar of the gods! 😃
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Damn right! 🙂
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Yeah!! 👊🏻
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A trip to Paris.
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Perfect! Thank you. Want to come?
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Ha. You’re welcome. Oh and sure, count me in. 😃
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A diamond ring so large and blinding you’ll need wrist support and shades
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Wow… thank you! I love it. Oooh… sparkly.
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You deserve no less of an imaginary gift! 🙂
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Hahaha… thank you! I appreciate your kindness and generosity! ☺
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My imaginary generosity knows no bounds!
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Hahaha! 🙂
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I was gonna say a vacation, but you’ve got enough of those already. So I’d get you a pretty potted plant for your workspace. I’ve seen your desk in one of your earlier posts and adore it. A little green would be even more fun! 🙂 And HBD Muffin.
Oh and you can have a vacay to a tropical island too !
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I know… Many vacations! I think this means I really seem like I need one… Or people want me to go away for a while… 😀 Thanks so much for your lovely gift!
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As many have already mentioned, you seem to love coffee. But I think you also have a bit of a sensual (dare I say erotic?) side. So I’m shipping you off to a parallel universe (so no betrayals actually take place) to an exotic island for the Battle of the Baristas! There’ll be an Italian, a Brazilian, a Columbian and a Frenchman and their job is to seduce you with their special blends and ‘expertise’ – it can be like an episode of the the bachelorette! Whoever you decide is the winner is your present 😉
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You can dare say it! I love coffee and… men. 😀 The trip to the parallel universe would be gift enough, but there, I get a beautiful island and men competing for me?? Ahh.. Perfect. I will take my time deciding… Perhaps it will end in a 4-way tie…! ♥
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Haha, I’m sure you can arrange a time-share basis! That is the beauty of virtual fantasy gifts!! 🙂
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Yes! Excellent plan! 🙂
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Hey Sandra, I remember you saying a while ago you’d like a hot guy with a boat, so that’s what I’d get you. A date with a hot guy who owned a luxury yacht and a speed boat who could take you water skiing for the ultimate thrill ride and then wine and dine you afterwards on a desert island. Plus I’d throw in a coffee machine but, without reading all the other comments, I’d say you’ve probably already got a few of those by now. 🙂
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Ohh… this sounds amazing. I’m ready to go right now! I think it’s clear that what people see in me is… a boy-crazy, over-caffeinated woman who desperately needs a vacation!
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Are we right? 🙂
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Pretty much. But I’m hoping all these trips aren’t because you all want me to go away!
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Absolutely not. In fact if money was no issue I’d fly you over to Australia, meet you at the airport, drive you to my place, then I’d take you to see all the gorgeous mosaic mailboxes in my local area, then the Blacksmiths Tree I wrote about. 🙂 Then we’d go to my favorite coffee shop and just hang out and chill! How does that sound? 🙂
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That sounds wonderful! I have a serious shortage of girlfriends where I am. And there are some things I just don’t want to discuss with my mom or sisters…
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Well, I’m here Sandra, anytime. Even with the time zone differences. xo
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You’re going to make me cry…! Ugh… I do not know what is wrong with me! I was fine earlier today… and now I just feel like hell.
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I’m sorry Sandra. I wish I could give you a hug but seeing as I can’t I want you to put your right hand on your left shoulder, your left hand on your right shoulder. And squeeze. That’s a big hug and it’s from me. 🙂 You’ll be okay.
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I am trying. Tonight sucks… I can barely type without crying! I want the kids to go to bed so they won’t see me. I have no idea what to say when they ask me what’s wrong!
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You don’t have to explain. Just say you feel sad. Everyone’s allowed to feel sad and your kids will be okay with that. But I do understand what you mean.
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Yeah, I really don’t like to let them see me upset… unless I’m crying at a sad movie or something!
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Fair enough.
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Ah later to the party and all the good gifts have been given already! How about London? Or maybe a trip with The Doctor? 😀 You know I want in on all the shenanigans… I’ll pay my own way! 😀 Love ya, Muffin!
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Hahaha… I’ll go pretty much anywhere anyone wants to send me. But I’m also wondering what it means that everyone wants to send me away….!
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I thought it was going to be 29
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Of course… it is every year…
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Understood. lol
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Ok trip to Maui, hot men, diamond rings, journal, coffee, The doctor. ..pretty much everything I had in mind for you seems to be taken, Muffin! Let’s see…what about a genie in a bottle that you can use anytime you need a wish fulfilled? 😉
Happy 29th in advance, muffin 😀
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🙂 Thanks! Yes, I’d love a genie in a bottle! Great idea!
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I give you three days.
One day at the spa receiving treatments of your choice
Two days at a plush resort resting, relaxing, and writing on your brand-new, whippety-quick laptop. The room has wine, chocolate, and a pool boy. Because…pool boy.
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(Same with this one… mysteriously in spam…)
Thanks for these perfect days. I think people are trying to tell me I need to relax… 😀
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Sorry I’m a little late, but I would give you…A CAKE! 😀
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Thanks! Can’t have enough cake. Okay, I can… I’m going to save yours for tomorrow so I don’t explode! 🙂
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