In my brain, weeks run from Sunday to Saturday. But as I am unemployed, my schedule is, shall we say, flexible. As such, I sometimes have no clue what day it is until I check on my phone. But today, I know it’s Friday. And I had to get my shit together and write this post of perkiness before the week is over.
The thing is, I haven’t been feeling very positive for the past 24 hours or so… which I thought would make this post a terrible idea. But then I realized, it’s the opposite. And I am an idiot.
The whole point was to force myself to think positively… think of something that makes me happy… every week… at least one thing. Even when I feel like that crumpled, discarded Coke can people have been kicking around on the sidewalk.
Well, that sidewalk is fucking frozen right now because in the middle of the afternoon with the sun shining in the sky today, we reached a whopping 21°F. Ooh, and tonight we’ll be at 4°! Balmy!
And where did I get this fabulous information? From my weather app, of course. And these weather reports need to be shared… because they’re funny and sometimes I laugh. Even when my day is crumpled-can-like.
I highly recommend clicking to view the full forecast [and the fine print]. And may I just add… I can’t wait ’til summer.
Authentic Weather app, available for Android and iPhone.
Okay, now go piss someone off with excessive perkiness.
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How about feeling lIke -35 degrees with the wind chill factor this weekend!
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Oh yes, I didn’t even account for wind chill… crap! Much freezy. Very winter.
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It’s crazy to be so cold. Stay safe!
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“Much freezy” – pure gold. What is this app?
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It’s called Authentic Weather. I’m thinking of telling it I’m in Brazil or something so I can see what comes up for hot weather… Haha! Even the instructions in the app are hilarious…
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You my friend, are a genius. I want a weather app that tells me it’s gorgeous outside. Even if it’s a lie. #sosickofwinter
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Oh yes… Maybe I’ll try Hawaii… Oh, it’s gorgeous in Australia right now… 🙂
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If only I was in Australia… this plan might make me too jealous.
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Agreed. Last night I discovered that by tomorrow morning, it will feel like -28. Crazy!
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It’s feeling like -25 here and I. Am. So. Done.
Let’s run away together, to ANYWHERE sunny.
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I’m in!
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Yay! Mexico? Florida? Hawaii? New Zealand? Australia? Saudi Arabia?
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I have always wanted to go to Hawaii….
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Me too. Hawaii it is! Lol
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‘…even when my day is crumpled-can-like….’ – I love that line! Such a perfect way to describe those days.
I hope tomorrow is an I-found-the-last-hidden-can-of-coke-in-the-fridge day. A lovely, refreshing surprise.
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🙂 The thing is, I don’t even drink soda… so that crumpled can is really bad. Hahaha! I’m hoping I’ll find a forgotten frappuccino bottle in there.
At least there will be cake — tomorrow is my son’s postponed birthday party. 🙂
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Haha! I don’t either, so frapp icing it is. And cake! Has anyone ever not smiled while eating cake? Happy belated birthday to your son.
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Thanks. He has been quite patient with the snow delays! January birthday… I guess he’s used to it.
Of course, I have not frosted said cake yet. I may be doing that while watching Hawaii Five 0. And I’ll screw up every time McGarrett is on screen. Because yummy. McGarrett… not the cake. Okay, well, both. 🙂
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Haha! Yum…
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Haha these are amazing. Although I feel like my other half has a sideline he’s not told me about – sounds like what comes out his mouth if it’s anything less than tropical and I dare suggest we leave the house! 😉
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Haha! Tell him his app is hilarious. 🙂
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Love it. Will have to check it out.
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